YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.

So NSFW:

What the hell is going on here? Are Cheetos the new Bacon?

I had a choice this evening: play around with Muxtape or get off my ass and write something for the site. Here's the mix I put together:
Home - So Much Love
Evangelicals - What an Actress Does Best
The Ponys - Poser Psychotic
Arab Strap - Why Can't This Be Love?
Bishop Allen - Flight 180
Dump - Daily Affirmation
Eggs - The Government Administrator
Prince - Dionne
Let's Active - In Little Ways
Unrest - Cath Carroll
Wheat - Don't I Hold You
Those Bastard Souls - Telegram
Next week I'm doing the best of Billy Squire. You know you want it.

According to the Cuss-O-Meter, our cuss level here at YBNBY is low -- a mere 6.6% compared to the average 9% of most blogs! We have got to do something about this outrage. Take a moment and add the most colorful language you can imagine in the comments, and together we'll blast our cuss level through the mother fucking roof.

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Today Rhino has reissued the first four albums by The Replacements with 30+ previously unreleased tracks between them. I don't need to tell you how brilliant they are when everyone from Carrie Brownstein of Sleater-Kinney to the music geeks at Pitchfork are singing their praises, we just need to figure out whether they are a great rock n' roll band or The Greatest Rock N' Roll Band: Here's a playlist of tracks from the reissued albums:

From the publisher:

Why Girls and Corpses, you ask? Well, if you're like me, you like two things, beautiful girls and rotting corpses. So, I thought, why not bring these two great tastes together in one magazine?

Girls & Corpses is sort of like Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead. There are pictures in each issue of beautiful, scantily clad young beauties posing with hideous, decaying, festering corpses. Also, we have interviews, comic book art, music and movie reviews and other mayhem. What could be better?

Indeed, what could be better? Explore for yourself, and maybe pick up a DVD of CILF Seeker while you're there!

The blogs are a-buzz about a Feelies reunion at Summerstage on July 4. Whatever with the Pixies, this is the reunion I've been wishing on for some time!

The Feelies on Lettermen:

Listen to some classic Feelies songs from Imeem:

Tom Jones insured his chest hair for SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS.

Someone please explain this "fortune" to me before my head explodes!

The fine folks at Ban1 Productions have recently released another volume of fantastic grindhouse trailers on DVD. I just got mine today and it's a great collection of horror, sexploitation, mondo, and biker trailers.

Check out the definitely NSFW trailer and act fast if you want the DVD, as it's a limited edition release.

We're still one week away, and the media are already planting kisses on Paramount's ass for the "success" of the Cloverfield marketing campaign. While there's no doubt the campaign has succeeded in capturing the fancy of younger moviegoers, let's all step back a second and look at Snakes on a Plane's lackluster performance -- "All Hiss and No Bite" as BoxOfficeMojo.com bluntly put it.

The Cloverfield marketing campaign ain't a success until the paying audience declares it so. On January 18, we'll know one way or another.

What do you think?

Now that we can finally make a delicious, 100% edible Flying Spaghetti Monster treat, everything is in place to create a crassly commercialized holiday out of the Spaghedeity.

So, what should we name this Pastafarian holiday, where on the calendar should it fall and how quickly can we get the Hallmark people on it? Post your ideas in the comments and let's get some momentum behind it.

2007 was another great year for inventive mash-ups, and the usual suspects have emerged with best of compilations for free download. If you've been neglecting your recommended daily allowance of mashups, there's no better time to catch up, so put that high-speed connection to the test and fill your iPod with some illegal music.

First, there's the always reliable Annual BootieUSA compilation Best of Bootie 2007. This is the premiere compilation, in my opinion.

The fine folks at Mashuptown.com have compiled 30+ of the best mashups from 2007 here. And if you missed last summers' Iron Maiden mashup album be sure to grab that as well.

Simon Iddol has compiled an excellent 19-track CD of his 2007 favorite mashups.

DJ Earworm has created a 5 minute mashup out of Billboard's Top 25 Most Popular Songs of 2007.

Culture Bully's 15 favorite Mashups of 2007 is another excellent collection.

Stereogum and Team9 present MySplice 2.0: 2007 Mashed Up.

I can't wait to see what these brilliant producers come up with for 2008.

You might be able to tap a few colored buttons on a plastic guitar, but that doesn't mean you can hang with the legends of rock. Looking at the faces of all those "Guitar Heroes" out there reveals only empty stares and the occasional drool.

If you want to be a real guitar hero, you gotta make the face. It's the only way to show that every note is ripped from your soul.

After the jump, the Top 10 Guitar Faces in Rock.