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The End Of YesButNoButYes - Goodbye from Miss Cellania

robot-portraits-miss-cellania.jpgScaramouch told me we was considering ending YesButNoButYes and I said mmm, OK, whatever (or something like that) because I really didn't know what to say. Then later he suggested we all write a goodbye post and asked how we felt. I don't know if anyone else responded, but I didn't, because I still didn't know what to say. Man, saying goodbye after these past few years turned out to be a lot harder than I thought. I'm going to miss being a part of the greatest pop culture blog on the planet. Or maybe not.

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It's All About Me

Take that damn tornado warning off my TV now!

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I feel that I must sincerely apologize to Johnny for the gift I presented to him last week. It apparently didn't turn out as well as I had hoped.

(via Criggo)

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Where Babies Come From

A kid turns to his favorite death metal band members to find the answer. Well, if some kid that wasn't related to you asked, what would you tell him?

(via Buzzfeed)

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Tramp Stamps


A couple of years ago, someone here said they were going to do a post on tramp stamps. I thought, OK, I'll help them out, since I have a few weird tattoo pictures in my files. Then time went by and nothing happened, and I can't even remember who it was now, or whether he is still a contributor. But I kept collecting. And since I obviously can't wait forever to post something on YBNBY, here are some tramp stamps that will make you ponder the state of the human race.

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A Gift for Johnny


I was looking around for goodbye gifts and found the perfect thing for Johnny Wright. From Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness.

(via Nag on the Lake)

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I'm a Troubadour, Wenches

Medieval rap. Destined to make the rounds of every Ren Faire this summer.

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BaconCamp Report

If you missed BaconCamp in San Francisco last week, you can at least watch everyone else enjoying bacon together as a community. Or check the upcoming schedule for a BaconCamp near you.

(via Laughing Squid)

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How Lost Will End

WARNING: Spoiler. At least as far as I know, since I've never watched the show.

(via NeatoGeek)

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The 15 Worst Mother's Day Gifts Ever

mom_mug.JPGMother's Day is supposed to be a day of appreciation, of chocolate and flowers (hint hint) for the person you love more than life itself. It's also a day fraught with pitfalls, because there are many ways to screw it up. For example, buying your mom a gift from the list of the 15 Worst Mother's Day Gifts Ever. Then again, if you really can't stand the person you are obligated to buy a gift for, any of these will broadcast your passive-aggressive feelings quite adequately. The list is conveniently divided into "Bad gifts for Good Moms" and "Good Gifts for Bad Moms".

(That might include mother-in-laws. Not mine, of course, but maybe yours.)

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Pregnancy Announcement

How do you announce that you are expecting a baby? If you are a Star Wars geek, this will do nicely. There's plenty of innuendo to keep you busy until you reach the twist at the end.

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May the Fourth Be With You!


Today is Star Wars Day, an unofficial holiday that has been gaining steam over the past few years, but not without controversy. Some people celebrate Star Wars Day as May 25th instead, to commemorate the day that the first Star Wars movie premiered in 1977. May fourth was doomed to be the day because of the pun, "May the fourth be with you," which makes me feel as if I am lisping every time I say it.

Check out some of the ways people celebrate Star Wars Day.

Watch me help save the galaxy.

Play a game.

Bake a cake. Like these or maybe these.

Remember the first time you saw Star Wars.

Go on a date.

Watch some porn.

Wear a Star Wars costume.

More celebration suggestions.

But don't drink too much, or tomorrow you'll experience the Revenge of the Fifth.

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The 2010 White House Correspondents Dinner

Always the highlight of the year in Washington, at least for those of us looking for a laugh. I hear they served chcken. It was a big clucking meal.

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iPhone App Giveaway

Graphic artist and Loyal 77 member Brother Bill created an iPhone app to tickle your funnybone. Well, that's a side effect. What you're really doing is tickling rocks. Like the presidents on Mt. Rushmore, who will giggle (or maybe even guffaw) when you give them a direct tickle! Yes, I've tried it. There are now 15 different stones you can tickle! Tickle Stones makes a great (and cheap) gift for anyone with an iPhone, iPod touch, or iPad who needs a smile. Just 99 cents from iTunes.

In celebration of the fact that Brother Bill recently added a new fossil to the stones lineup, I have 25 free Tickle Stones to give away! All you have to do is email me, and I'll send a promo code to the first 25 people who ask, redeemable at the iTunes store. I was considering asking something in return, like that you show your friends the app, but duh, once you see what it does you'll realize that that's what it's FOR -to show your friends. Anyway, my email address is radiofox@gmail.com

I'll update this when the free apps are gone, but since there are so many, you have time to let your friends know about it. Don't wait too long, because I'm posting this elsewhere as well.

Update: Yeah, I still have some. He keeps giving me more!

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Wish a Friend a Happy Period!


Oh great, look at this. Always feminine products has a line of ecards you can send to a friend on the occasion of her period. Not just a girl's first period, but any of them. Like anyone should know. These would be great if they were at least funny, but they aren't. They are supposed to be for encouragement. What they really seem to be, besides advertising for Always, is permission (even encouragement) for a woman to a) slack off work or other activities, 2) eat chocolate, and c) be a bitch.

At my age and never having been pregnant, I've probably had more periods than 99.99% of those who read this. If I had bought into the things some girls are taught, about 20% of those years would have been spent feeling sorry for myself, and that's a serious waste of time. Sure, some women have PMS or trouble during their period, but many more just give up trying to be normal because they have an excuse. An elderly relative inquires about my daughters' status and always adds that she dreads their puberty and feels so sorry for them for all that they will have to go through. Bullshit. I don't even want my kids to hear that. If a monthly visit from Aunt Flo is going to be a real problem for any of my girls, they will find that out soon enough. There's no reason to go into quasi-adulthood with dread or fear (at least about things that aren't life-threatening), or use it as a handy excuse to drop out of life for a chunk of every month. Life is too damn short as it is.

(via Everlasting Blort)

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