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Where the Streets have Sexual Names


These cities, streets, counties and places really exist.

And people live there.

Mostly, for our amusement.


Anus, France
Anus, France is one place you don't need to see pictures of.
Like you needed anymore proof that the French are assholes?

Dicks Street.
Far from Anus, France hangs this sign for Dicks Street. It's just off Newkirk street in a lovely place called Jersey City, NJ. Bada-Bing!

Curly Dick Road
Not to be outdone by Dicks St., in Glen Echo, Australia there's the slightly abnormal Curly Dick Road. Caution: Slippery When Wet.

There's also Harry Dick Road.
No manscapping around there. Just au-naturel. I believe it's in Renfrew County in Canada.

Dildo, Newfoundland
Dildo is a town on the island in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. It is located on the southeastern Dildo Arm of Trinity Bay.
Dildo is a great place for a singles retreat. Or a romantic weekend getaway, with yourself. Plus, once you enter Dildo, you're just a short drive to Heart's Delight.

Intercourse, PA
Ah, the wonderful village of Intercourse. I used to go there all the time. Now, just mostly on weekends.

Blue Ball Avenue.
Intercourse isn't the only thing happening in Pennslyvania. In York, PA there's Blue Ball Avenue. Good old historic Blue Ball. A road you don't want to find yourself on.

Also Off route 143 in Pennsylvanias lies the tight knit road of Virginville.
Population, 93. But that's just because either too young or inexperienced. I knew there was a correlation between Virgins and Witches.

So, in summary, if you miss Intercourse, PA you may wind up on Blue Ball. But if you're lucky you can find relief in Virginvillle.

Condom, France
Oh France, you just know how to practice abstinence. Population: ?. Of course maybe they just prefer Anus?

Fertile, MN
Fertile is a city in Polk County, Minnesota. In 2000, the population was 893.
Fertile has a sandy soil, which makes the area poor for farming, but excellent for midnight rendezvous and couples having trouble conceiving. No wonder it's nicknamed "The Flower City."

Clit Court, Albany NY
In order to get to Clit, you have turn off Carol Ann Dr, then drive over Susan Lane and hang a right on Van Dyke Rd. (I'd say the urban planner had someone in mind when he named Clit)
Rumor is the little man in the boat lives there.

Sandy Balls Resort, UK

Not a street but a place. "The year round forest destination" near Hampshire, UK left me scratching my head.

Titty Ho, UK
Just north of Ugley, sits the lovely town of Titty Ho, Northamptonshire. Let's all say that out loud, like you're a Thundercat.
The good thing about Titty Ho it has a great classic car shop.

Fringringhoe, UK
Fingringhoe is a village and civil parish in Essex, England located five miles south-east of Colchester. Fingringhoe is locally known for its salt marshes, which provide habitats for many birds and salt-water animals. Do not visit there during the dry season, or at high tide.
Word is, Fringringhoe is full of hussy's, tarts and tramps.

Kitchen Dick Road, Washington State
Kitchen Dick Road intersect with Woodcock, Rd.
Poor fella's.

Street with weird, bad, funny names is a hobby of mine. So thanks for reading.
But if you think we missed Fucking, Austria or Assberg or Slut Hole lane, you're wrong. See here.

And if you think we missed Cunter, Switzerlan or Cummington, Mass., then see here

And if I missed something, leave a comment.

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Heart's delight comes aptly after Dildo well done.

said Ernesto on May 27, 2010 12:00 PM.

there's always the town of Fucking, in Austria... look it up on google map: https://is.gd/csx8p

said ant on May 28, 2010 12:26 AM.

There's also Harder Road in Hayward, CA

said Cameron on May 28, 2010 1:16 AM.

Thanks Cameron.

Ant, we covered Fucking, Austria in Where the Streets have Bad Names.

said Baierman on May 28, 2010 6:05 AM.

We get a laugh out of Big Beaver Road, Exit 69, here in Michigan. Off I-75, in Troy, I think.

said Paige on May 28, 2010 10:28 AM.

Big Beaver Road is a good one. Featured in Where the Streets have Bad Names 2


said Baierman on May 28, 2010 4:17 PM.

A short drive from Fertile, you'll find Climax, Minn. Infamous local headline read "Fertile man dies in Climax."

said A-Bomb on May 29, 2010 6:05 PM.

Another street in Minnesota- Limberdink Road, on Lake Washington, Lesuer County.

said Jody on February 12, 2011 11:36 PM.

Lets not leave out Climax, Saskatchewan :)

said Heather on June 2, 2011 10:49 PM.
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