Dear Heart,We sure had some fun, didn't we? Rollercoasters, orgasms, and that time Johnny accidentally attached jumper cables to our nutsack. I didn't want to have to choose, but your desire for clog-less arteries and my need for this package of Bacon Peanut Brittle was too good to pass up. No hard feelings, honestly. I just hope my next heart comes from a marathoner who was hit by a car and not an ax wielding serial killer. Thanks again!
Regards,
Echowood
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I'm personally getting tired of the whole bacon obsession, but I have to admit this doesn't sound half bad. peanuts are just savory enough to be good with bacon.