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Chupacabra Captured!
Raccoon.jpgFrom The YBNBY Cryptozoology Desk...

Cazart!

Chupacabra has been captured in Claremore Oklahoma, where where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain and blood sucking cryptids run rampant. Chupacabra's are like bunnies in Claremore Oklahoma.

Now the know-it-all "news media" are saying that this beast is a raccoon with a severe case of the mange. Horse apples. That thing is the damn goat sucker. It's painfully obvious.

Adam and I are seriously considering hopping separate jets to head to Oklahoma for a fact-finding mission. Bringing yet another eerie coincidence of how much we are like Sean Penn. Along with punching random people in the streets.

That thing is Chupacabra. As Lord Hanuman as my witness, that's the blood thirsty Chupacabra.

We'll bring our expertise, establish a verdict and report back. But we already know the answer...

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Coming Soon: Bitch Slap Giveaway

Not to step on Echowood or Axe's balls here, but I also have some swag to giveaway.

Soon.

The wonderful folks who distribute Bitch Slap the movie have been kind enough to supply me with 2 DVD copies of the movie, plus a sexy poster signed by the cast.

Rather than keep these goodies for my own personal pleasure, I shall pass them along to one of you.

Final preparations for the giveaway are underway, and it will officially begin in a day or so.
In the meantime, here's a taste of what you're in for...


I would think anyone who wins my contest will need to some clean balls afterward.

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Presidential Reunion


Even more exciting than getting our last half-dozen presidents together is getting the guys who played them all together. They want you to join The Main Street Brigade.

(via Bits and Pieces)

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3 Chords & the Truth: The Podcast Episode 3
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After weeks of illness, crazy job schedules, and unruly teenagers, Johnny and I managed to squeeze the recording of another podcast. Again, the sound quality off of Johnny's mic is like listening to Roseanne Barr sing the national anthem, but if you manage through it we have a surprise for you.

Johnny and I reveal the Secret Squirrel Project! We also dive into the Winter Olympics, the injustices of the New York State Department of Labor, and a Prick of the Week. You can listen here, or check it out on iTunes.
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Get a Taste of Kentucky Coach John Calipari's Booze
john_calipari_makers_mark_bottle.jpgFrom The Sports/Adult Beverages Desk...

It was bound to happen. It seemed a natural. A famous whiskey putting out a limited version of hooch with the Kentucky basketball coach on the label. It's like chocolate and peanut butter.

Maker's Mark, which is, yes, Kentucky made whiskey, is releasing 24,000 special edition bottles with Wildcat coach John Calipari's mug on the label. They will be available April 2nd.
The bottles are scheduled to be sold for $49, but knowing Kentucky fans the price will likely rise as supply becomes even more limited.

Bet you're wondering what this special coach's brew will taste like. I have a theory. If I know John Calipari, who has had NCAA violations at nearly every stop on his well-coifed coaching journey, I'm pretty sure this booze is going to taste like hair grease and snake oil.

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Haterade's Idol Anal-ysis (Round of 16 Women...er...Men) - 3/2/10
Now this was supposed to be the women's sing song tonight, but Crystal Bowersox has been deemed unable to sing, so we get to hear the guys first this week. I hope Crystal feels better so she can perform in 24 hours. I hope my eardrums will feel better after the caucophonous mess that was last week.
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Help us Help Fox News
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Fox News ran this strange poll. We thought we'd see your thoughts too.



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Dirty Contest Alert!
Your father does it. Athletes do it. Your priest, the President and most of the members of the Backstreet Boys do it. We're sure you do it too. It doesn't matter how you do it, just that you do it. We all have different methods. Some do it in the shower, others in public parks, and some do it during Christmas dinner. But no matter how, where and even why you do it, AXE knows it needs to be done.

That's right - cleaning your balls. As I showed you in the video above, it can be done and needs to be done. Luckily, AXE came out with these things called detailers to help you get your balls as shiny and sparkling as possible. And they want to give you some so you'll have balls clean enough to play with again.

We've devised a little contest. Grab your video camera, take a short video of how/where/when/why you clean your balls, put it up on YouTube or another site that features embeddable video, and send us the link. We'll pick the ten best and send the winners a detailer in the mail. (Just make sure you send us your mailing address so we know where to send it to. We promise we won't use it for salacious purposes like sending you Johnny's underwear.) We'll keep the contest open until the end of March. Now get out there and get scrubbing!
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