Man, we didn't see this coming. YBNBY staffer Echowood's dad was in Florida and was popped for assault. Seems a gentleman at a local watering hole made a crack about Echo's dad's teeth. So he smacked the dude in the head with a beer bottle.
To make matters worse, the cops were calling Echo's dad "Dracula" during the mugshot photo. Not cool, cops. Not cool.
We have decided to funnel the $777 bucks we were going to raise for a dinner with Echo and myself to post bail. Until then, Echo's dad remains in county lockup bartering cigarettes for dental floss.
(The best part of this is Adam is sitting right next to me as I typed.)
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1. Note this happened in Florida.
2. Aren't you required to wear a shirt in bars down there?
3. If we had socialized medicine homeboy could have got dentures and Echo wouldn't have to see his daddy like this.
Johnny-
You're a douche.
I just report the news. Don't shoot the messenger. Or hit him with a beer bottle.
And once again, I wipe away a tear of joy and pride at being a Floridian.
One would think Echo's dad would get a tattoo that reads "Git R Dun" on his forehead to distract from his choppers. Talk to him about that at the next family get together, would ya?
Hahahah... my best laugh today.
"(The best part of this is Adam is sitting right next to me as I typed.)" -- Bonus points for that, J-Dub.
Please, I'm begging you..tell me those are *not* his real teeth
Consensus is we doubt the teeth are real. I am hoping they are. Why would the coppers allow Echo's dad to keep the fake teeth in his mouth for the mugshot? Hang on, I'll ask him...
Show this to your kids when you are teaching them to floss.
Damn, the Cavity Creeps won!
This reminds me of a joke -
How do you know the Toothbrush was invented in Florida?
Otherwise it'd be called a Teethbrush.
Correct me if I am wrong, And I may very well be, But shouldn't the teeth be INSIDE the mouth?
Im no dental expert, But I'm pretty sure there are meant to be lips in front of those things.
When you only have 3 teeth left, you want to show 'em off every chance ya get Frank.
And among all his friends, he is the inly one who can show TEETH intead of TOOTH.
This could not be from Florida, he's got two too many teeth for these parts.