I thought I'd uncovered most of the worst names out there for streets, roads, towns and cities. (Check out the first installment.)
Boy was I wrong.
It was just the tip of the iceberg.
To think, these places actually exist.
(Or once did.)
Where The Streets Have Bad Names
Tightwad gets its name supposedly from that time when a store owner cheated a customer out of fifty cents.
Tightwad, you bet your tight ass it has a bank. Tightwad Bank is FDIC insured.
Cunter is a municipality in the district of Albula in the canton of Graubünden in Switzerland.
Yeah. Lets just leave it at that.
Dildo is a town on the southeastern Arm of Trinity Bay on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. It is about 100 kilometers west-northwest of St. John's.
Dildo is by all accounts a vibrant landscape, buzzing with activity.
I'm not sure of their marketing slogan but here's some ideas...
Welcome to Dildo. Bring batteries.
Welcome to Dildo. Your pleasure is our service.
Welcome to Dildo. We invented DIY.
Manslick is a hunk of a town. Where you can buy this modest home for $119k.
It's a great place to store all your hair gel and tracksuits.
Taintsville is humid and somewhat pungent all year round.
Make sure to wash up before heading down there.
The Town of Cummington is a small rural community in the heart of the Berkshire Mountains. It is a residential and farming community, which takes pride in maintaining its "old time" country New England flavor.
Translation: You'll have a pleasurable time coming to Cummington.
While we're on this subject. This funny intersection is near the Inwood section of New York City. Cumming St and Seaman Ave.
Big Beaver Road
The motor city maybe taking hits for its autos but they'll always have big beavers.
Take I-75 and always, always get off at Exit 69, Big Beaver Road.
Or stay on the internet and buy the sexy t-shirt.
Sugartit is the type of town every man fantasizes about. It has sweet restaurants, hotels and malls you just have to get your hands on.
Also, Sugartit is 790 feet above sea level. I think that means you can see these tits from space.
Bad news though, seems Sugartit no longer exists. They changed the name to Union a few years back.
(these coordinates are the best I can do.)
I believe there was also a town called Sugartit in South Carolina. But a few years ago its boob electorate voted to change the name too.
Another fun named place in Kentucky. Johnny Wright plans to retire here.
Ball Cutoff Road
Here's a place no male wants to drive down. But Ball Cutoff does exist, not that you'll ever find me on it.
Some say it was paved by eunuchs.
If you're visiting Cumbria, you are required to make Cockermouth your first stop.
You won't be sorry.
Cockermouth is an attractive place lying just outside the boundary of the Lake District National Park. Right ladies?
And if you're not sure what to do with Cockermouth, there's a handy guide to swallow, I mean, follow. Why not read it over a pint at the favorite pub, < href=" https://www.pubsgalore.co.uk/pubs/56695" target="_new">Cock and Bull.
Harry Bails Drive
Fort Wayne Indiana
Harry William Bails was a Republican Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana in the 1940's. So they named a road after him.
Sometimes it floods. And makes us all snicker.
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Don't forget to read the first installment, Where the Streets have bad names