A 30 Rock fan recently took it upon himself to write down every Tracy Jordan line from every episode of the third season. The result is surprisingy hilarious.
Here's just a taste...
"You're going to sue me? Who do you think you are, the San Diego zoo?"
"Is there nothing sacred? Have we lost our moral center? It just makes me want to pee on someone."
There's nothing to be freaked out about. That's just a Japanese sex doll in daddy's bed.
Witness the hilarity for yourself, here.
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At minimum there's a coupla months worth of good facebook statuses in there...
“If it weren’t for your people I’d still be in Africa. Gorgeous, politically stable, Africa.”
“Hi strangers, do you think I’m sexy. Giggle, giggle, giggle.”
“They ran out of white makeup because I insisted they do my buttocks.”
All facebook gold.