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The Dark Bale Strikes Again

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You thought Batman was scary? He ain't got nothing on Christian Bale, as this MP3 - recorded on the set of the new Terminator movie shows, care of TMZ. If I had the time and energy, I'd do a mashup of this and the Alec baldwin answerphone message. Classic.

(I think the above image is a recreation of the actual scene)

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Lard Only $1.89

Your local supermarket has tons of lard at affordable prices.
So get off your fat ass and buy in bulk.

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Comcast Celebrates AZ Touchdown with Large, Waggling Penis
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I know the Superbowl is a pretty inherently testosterone-fueled endeavor anyway, but this is just getting ridiculous, people -- first Bruce's Ball's, now this...

In a half-minute fiasco that makes Janet Jackson's nipple look positively quaint by comparison, Comcast customers in Tucson, Arizona, were treated to a clip of hardcore porn during last night's Superbowl broadcast.

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Disasters in Sugar and Flour
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As Baierman's previous and ingenious post, Cakes That Look Like Steaks, pointed out ... there are a lot of bizarre desserts out there. Some are poorly designed, some are laughable in their execution, and some will have your loved ones running scared. (All, we're assuming, are tasty) Which brings us to the newest addition to the dessert disaster omnibus... a blog called Cake Wrecks. This site sheds a light on the poor judgment (see above) of parents, pastry chefs, and the teenager working at the local bakery.
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What every reality show contestant should know
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My friend Warren writes for reality TV shows. He's penned plot twists, unexpected outcomes and judges zingers for Hell's Kitchen, The Mole, The Bachelor, Top Chef and many others.

Come on, you didn't think these shows were ad lib did you? While the contestants may not have to memorize all their lines, they are certainly guided and prodded. Plus, if things aren't going well, the writers help spice up the mix.

I asked him for a few pointers for those perspective contestants out there. He gave me 10 suggestions. I hope it helps you cause I'm sick of watching they same idiots do the same stupid things.

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Bruce's Balls
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In case you didn't get a face full last night.

(Via Tirico Suave)
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Derby Ref Name Finalists

As my quest for the perfect Columbia Quad Squad Derby Ref name continues, I have selected the 5 Finalists (you can check out the submitted names here). Hopefully we can get a winner as I'm one uncreative bastard. Good luck to all and remember, the winner will not only get a YBNBY t-shirt but a Columbia Quad Squad team t-shirt as well. Plus if they're willing to drive to Columbia, SC, 2 free tickets to the next home bout! Voting will end at 12 noon on Thursday (2/5).

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Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
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Now available through Amazon: Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans! Sixty beans come in a tin for $4.98. That works out to ...um, ...er , OK, more than eight cents a bean. So how do they taste? Two reviews are in.
...these taste nothing like bacon. More like ashtray and refried beans.
They do not taste as bad as I thought they would.

Sure to be a best seller!

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