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Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

Here's one of those videos you know you're gonna like and laugh at just from the still image. So hit play and enjoy this old lady playing a shoot 'em up.

Nice going Xbox.

YTMND has a great mashup too.

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An idea not quite ready for primetime

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Miss C isn't the only one with bacon on her mind.

I had this great idea yesterday. YBNBY would create and sell some bacon-scented scratch and sniff T shirts. I think that would be pretty awesome, no? All the references I could find to scratch n sniff bacon referenced a hoax post about a bacon suit, and I could only find one supplier of scratch and sniff t shirts, so I thought I was onto a goldmine.

Then I got an email back from the supplier:

Hello Steve
Sorry, we can reproduce almost everything but a good bacon.
Our minimum for creating Scratch n Sniff T-Shirts is 100.
Thank you
So there you go, another idea foiled. I'm not giving up, but now I'm in search of bacon scent for the scratch n sniff guy. Leads appreciated.

I was also thinking about bacon-scented scratch and sniff thongs. Feels like the perfect item for a night of carnal desire.
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In Search of Girl-Approved Hair
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Johnny should have gone to this event. The juxtaposition between him and this sort of thing is comedy gold. He has never fully grasped the greatness that is body cleanliness enlightenment through the use of creams, washes, and oils. Me, on the other hand, I thrive off of it. My shower has more bottles than Lindsey Lohan's suite at the Chateau Marmont. It's a veritable apothecary of soaps, shampoos, and creams. I have conditioner I use only when it's sunny out, and a type of soap that's supposed to regenerate skin faster. Meanwhile, I'm quite certain Johnny renders soap from whale blubber (from an animal he harpooned in the Arctic) and slathers it on his body with a bowie knife. I'm a bit more delicate.

So when the folks at AXE invited me to the Privé Salon to try out their new haircare products, as well as ply me with free alcohol and food, I was game.
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Candied Bacon Martini
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A Christmas treat from The Los Angeles Times. Of course, once you see the recipe, it's clear that this is not a martini at all, but apparently plays one in the newspaper. This must be damn tasty. And in the race to post all things bacon, I'm neither first nor second, but that doesn't bother me as much as it does some folks.

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Politically Indirect

"Frost/Nixon" ***1/2 (out of four): Ron Howard's nail-biting drama "Frost/Nixon" packs a mean political punch.

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Now is the perfect time for "Frost/Nixon." We've just had eight years of a smarmy buffoon in the White House, not unlike Tricky Dick himself, who relentlessly cheered a nonsense war and helplessly waved at the stock market as it slid down the sewer. While Oliver Stone's "W." attempts to show the naive, childlike nature of George W. Bush -- he has lots of daddy issues, you see -- Ron Howard's "Frost/Nixon" explores just how low Richard Nixon can go. The answer? Like the subprime crisis, there is no visible bottom.

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10 great moments in beer history
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December 5, 1933 was a great day in American history.
It was the day Congress ratified the 21st amendment and ended the Noble Experiment, Prohibition.

So to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the freedom to drink,
we present 10 great moments in the history of beer.

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Crime and "Punisher"

"Punisher: War Zone" No Stars (out of four): Disproving the old adage "Third time's the charm", this mess doesn't even deserve a straight-to-video release.

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Figuring out exactly what went wrong with "Punisher: War Zone" is a little like trying to piece together the cause of a plane crash. And much like the typical plane crash, there is not just one fault, but rather a series of faults that all contribute to a cascading failure of epic proportions.

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