In the YesButNoButYes forums, Dave laid out the concept of "I Woulds". These are the people you would jump in bed with given a chance, even if you are in a committed relationship. Of course, the chances of this happening are extremely slim in most cases, so it's a theoretical exercise. "Fantasy" would be a better word.
So in the internet equivalent of the game Truth or Dare, I'll go ahead and list the "I Woulds" in my life. Easy for me to do, since I am not in a committed relationship. I'm not even in an uncommitted relationship! And I challenge others to do the same. Specifically, YBNBY authors who would not be kicked to the curb over such a post. Anyone else is invited to list yours in the comments.
OK, before you react to my list with "Eww", I want you to remember that I am the oldest contradictor. Guys young enough to be my son are nice to look at, but that's about all. I am also inserting a caveat that I would only take advantage of these theoretical opportunities if the involved parties were not married (most of them are), because I don't mess with married men. If I did, I wouldn't be leading the comically lonely lifestyle I do.
What's not to love? He has the wit and timing I wish I had, wrapped up in sexy maleness. W00t!
You can joke about Indiana Jones and the Social Security Check all you want, but I still look at him and see Han Solo.
There's nothing in the world sexier than an intelligent man who cares about people. That's in addition to being easy on the eyes. Oh, and he's about the become president.
OK, this one's a given.
You can go ahead and include the entire cast of Once Upon a Time in Mexico, with the exception of Cheech Marin and Willem DaFoe.
The soundtrack of my youth, and the poster I woke up to every morning.
I am well aware that he's a male chauvinist, but we're not talking about a long-term relationship, are we? However, Mel Gibson was dropped from my list a few years ago for bigotry.
What was that forum question about anyway? Oh yeah, SO wanted to know what you'd like to see YBNBY publish now that the election is over. I guess I took the bait on that one, huh Dave?