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The YBNBY Council - Part II
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Pictured: Miss Cellania. Scaramouch. Baierman. Johnny Wright. Echowood. And Razen.

The first YBNBY council gathering back in June was a smashing success. No limbs were broken. (Read about it here.) So when Scaramouch turned on the Bat signal (via email) to plan the next gathering, more people wanted in.

This time we picked another classic New York watering hole - The Old Town - to discuss the state of the pop culture landscape, guzzle a few cold ones and stay out past curfew.

The Old Town fits our needs because since 1892 it has served the finest alcoholic beverages and pub food to the public. And judging by the photos on the walls, it's also hosted many film crews. This made it the perfect place for the expanded YBNBY writing staff to disgrace.

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Oral Sex
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Josh Lanier
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I'm mostly upset at myself for not realizing it earlier. Josh Lanier, a former candidate for the Senate from Georgia, is an avid (well, I'm not sure about "avid") reader of YesButNoButYes. I know this because he had a link to our site on his website.

I wrongly assumed that all readers of our site spent most of their time in their parent's basement, fantasizing about women and comic books. But we had a legitimate candidate for the United States Senate not only reading this trifle, but supporting it through a link on his site! Unfortunately, Mr. Lanier did not receive enough votes in the July primary to participate in the democratic runoff this month. But I'd like to think that, with YBNBY's backing, we could have moved the needle for him.

Just think about the power this site would have if we had an active reader in congress! National Bacon Day, Take Your Monkey to Work Day, changing the name of Oregon to "The State of Echowood". Not only that, but Mr. Lanier stands for a lot (or, just about everything) I'm looking for in a Senator. So, if you live in Georgia and can vote (which would require you getting up from your computer, if your legs haven't atrophied) get out there and support Mr. Lanier's run for office (if he runs again).
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More Monster News
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There's plenty of more Monster of Montauk news floating around. Luckily, I lack researching and fact-checking skills. So we'll have to leave it to the smart and diligent folks at Cryptomundo to do the heavy lifting. One thing is for sure, they still don't know what it is.
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The Truman Show Delusion
Truman.jpgThis week in Anne Heche-like crazy-go-nuts...

Canadian psychiatrists Joel and Ian Gold say they have "discovered" a new mental malady. They say that there are those feel they are being followed around by cameras and they are in a reality show. They have dubbed this "Truman Show Delusion."

(Canadian psychiatrists, that is just adorable...)

So, if you see people wandering the streets trying to hand out roses to strangers, engaging in elaborate relay races with pigeons in the park and searching vending machines and lipstick tubes looking for hidden cameras, they are apparently suffering from "Truman Show Delusion."

Got it.

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Pure Happiness

According this new spot, "pure happiness" is achieved when your girlfriend kisses you sweetly and then lets you take her up the Hershey Highway.

Something I can think we can all agree on for a change.

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Van Halen plays the cheese aisle

New Yorker Matt Kinsey went into the West Side Market in NYC the other day and picked up a container of assorted cheese cubes from the shelf. When he glanced down to see if the ingredients would truly be 'great for snacks,' he was surprised to find some classic rock lyrics instead.

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As you can see from the photo, a verse from Van Halen's "Ain't Talkin' 'bout love" was curiously printed on the label. In other words, ingredients = killer lyrics.

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No word yet if thousands of mullet haired rock fans have made a pilgrimage to the market in their assless chaps to pay tribute to this one of a kind VH cheese. But In my opinion any cheese that's "been to the edge, And [then I] stood and looked down" is some the best damn cheese ever made. Even if it's rotten to the core.

The work of some rogue stockboy no doubt.

Via adage

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Watch out, America. Here comes Russell Brand.

I see Russell Brand is hosting the MTV Awards this year, and frankly that's more than enough reason for me actually to tune in for a change. If you're not familiar with Brand's work, witness above the single best award acceptance speech I think I've ever seen.

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