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Look! Up in the sky! It's Super-Penis!
flying_penis.jpg What has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal penises, and is the sworn enemy of chess masters everywhere? See the video, after the jump.
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Parrot for Obama


Smokey the parrot lets his political stripes show. This is way cheaper than most media outlets.

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Further Proof Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas
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The Hollywood Reporter brought word of yet another 1980's remake today. That of campy cult classic Red Dawn.

Remember that beauty? A rag-tag group of high schoolers takes on Soviet and Cuban forces armed with hunting rifles and six shooters. It was Lawrence of Arabia, except with the Brat Pack and RPG Missile Launchers.

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PS: Raisinets Make GREAT Dingleberries
Hello, my name's Jeem, and this is an anus made of chocolate: choc_anus.jpg

Just in case you weren't paying attention the first time, let me repeat that for you:

An anus made of chocolate.

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99 words for boobs




Gorilla Mask, we love that you kill our productivity daily!

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Separated at Birth?
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Shrek and Hulk. One's funny. One's funny looking. Which is which?

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Picture Caption Competition
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"I'm sorry sir, uh, ma'am, uh, you, something keeps beeping. Are you sure you don't have any keys or coins in your pocket? A watch maybe? Weird. I need male, uh, female, ... I need an assist on machine four."

Come on kids, I know you can do better than that one.

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Always read the usage manual
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"Pay attention, you of finger, hair, clothes...etc. don't touch and car wheel, in order to prevent quilt harm."

This usage manual has it's fair share of miscues. But that's what happens when you hire a computer to provide the translation. For instance did you know "the erection go forwards to take the ex-round clockwise hover around."

And yes, so far the manual is proving more fun than the toy. Page 2 of the manual after the jump.

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The Patron Saint of Bacon
anthony.jpgYes, there is one. St. Anthony.
Known for healing skin diseases and inflammations, he is often depicted with a pig because pork fat was used as a treatment with similar results. Being identified with pigs led the swine herders to take him as their patron. For this reason, he has become the Patron Saint of Bacon.

O wonderous St. Anthony, please bless me with an abundance of quality bacon and grant me the patience and timing to properly fry each glorious strip.
Amen.

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