From my favorite celebrity blog, World of Wonder, come this image of Madonna leaving Claridges Hotel in London, which is a pretty swanky place. Behind her walks hubby Guy Ritchie, with a particularly strange gait to his step, almost as if he's feeling a little - squishy....
Closer inspection of the bag that Madge is carrying reveals the reason why that may be the case... (possible NSFW)
It's a particularly interesting item available from Ann Summers in England called The Purple Penetrator. Quite why it's purple I don't know - it gives me a very icky Tinky Winky feeling. But whatever turns you on. Or rather, whatever turns your Guy on :) Wonder if it was for some kind of secret initiation...


Look at her hand!
Try it - you'll like it, guys! Go Madonna! Spice it up!
Why is it that celebrates can't take a walk without having their bages penetrated? Furthermore M probably wanted to show the purple dick box or she wouldn't have put it in a see-through bag.
It's obviously staged by Madonna herself. Who on earth would go outside a hotel, with paparazzis waiting, with dildo in a see-through bag?
Obviously it makes us all think that she just banged her husband with it, right?
come on...