Remember those old "Let's all go to the snack bar" trailers at the movies? Aqua Teen Hunger Force has updated it for today's audiences.

An annoying ad for a helluva product. Just part of the post today at Miss Cellania, where the subject is breasts.

Looks like someone got their hands on an early copy of the new Harry Potter book and has posted it to a bit torrent site.

It appears to be the real thing since its actual images of the finished version of the book.

The goons over at Something Awful have had a look and have complied a list of spoilers.

Dying to know what happens? Mass spoiling ensues after the jump.

Here's a website that claims to show you step by step how to get any girl you desire.

That's right, simply follow their powerpoint presentation and you can be on your way to a rich, fulfilling sex life!

Be sure and check out their forums with such great messages like "4 Horny People, How Do You Make An Orgy?"

Guess he didn't watch the slideshow.

The 2008 election is getting the pop culture parody treatment big time. Its happened in previous elections, but not on this scale, this early, and the production values this time are even better. What do you expect when candidates set up social networking sites and enlist websurfers to pick a theme song? You get parodys, fan clubs, parody fan clubs, and groupies... well, groupies may not be anything new, but fake groupies on MySpace aren’t in the traditional campaign playlist. More inside.