I've been waiting for this game for a LOOOONG time, and it looks like finally it will be here in October. Bully by Rockstar Games, designed to bring out the Flashman in everyone.

And if you missed it before, here's another look at our previous story - a rundown of the Top Ten Big Screen School Bullies.

"This Film Is Not Yet Rated" *** (out of four): Fascinating exposé of the notoriously evil MPAA ratings board only scratches the surface of the problem, but is worth seeing for any lover of film.

I think there’s something wrong with me. I seem to be laboring under the false assumption that documentaries should be even-handed – documenting both sides of an argument and sparking debate within the audience. More often than not, lately, it seems that documentaries are used as sounding boards ("An Inconvenient Truth") or, as in the case of “Fahrenheit 9/11”, flat-out soapboxes to expose a great evil. “This Film Is Not Yet Rated” is one such film.

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This Sunday on Comedy Central, following in the footsteps of Chevy Chase, Hugh Hefner, Drew Carey, Denis Leary and Pam Anderson's breasts...William Shatner takes it up the transporter at another Friar's Club Roast.

Video of the event is already online. I suggest you try the Carrie Fischer Andy Dick french kiss,.

Last week, Stewart and Colbert decided to tagteam Geraldo on the Daily Show. Steve went on the show demanding Jon apologize to Mr. Rivera for, oh, just a bunch of stuff. This, after Geraldo went on the O'Reily show and said the pair made a living out of showing video of "old ladies slipping on ice".

What are you implying Jon?! That OReilly and Geraldo are narcissits enthralled in their own overblown egos. Projecting their own petty insecurities onto the world around them. Inventing false enemies for the sole purpose of bolstering their sense of self-importance. Itty-bitty Nixons minus the relevance or hint of vision? How dare you!!!

Well last night it kicked up a smidge, as Stewart took the gloves off and put the mustache on. I believe both the Capone vault, and the Danny Boneduce fight were mentioned...Geraldo's move.

Philip Johnson Glass House will be open for tours in 2007. I Hope to be the first to huck a rock.

Posting the Artie Roast yesterday reminded how much I miss Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. If you never saw it, imagine Politically Incorrect without the knowing anything about politics part. Every night, five buddies would get together and have the same conversation happening in thousands of bars across the country, except with dick jokes. Also, you could make bets on how long Colin could go before he screwed up a punchline (small stuttering problem).

So have a look...and pay close attention to the last clip. This is a classic fight between Denis Leary and Greg Giraldo, where Greg SLAMS Leary with the "big Russian war" line.

On a detour from learning about Cee's bathroom fetish, I read a pretty interesting post at Neatorama. Did you know pieces of Einstein's brain are currently owned by 240 different scientific institutions? Or that some freaky American urologist owns Napoleon's schwanz? You can read about those two, and eight others in The Missing Body Parts of 10 Famous People.

Don't know if you guys have been following the Jill Carroll interviews, but it's pretty interesting stuff. You learn alot about what she went through, and also the Sunni insurgents that held her captive. Parts one and two are up already. Take a look.

Its always good to have a goal to aim for, especially in the urinal. Especially when you’ve had a few beers. Pee Goal makes a straight shot (or an attempt) not only possible, but fun! The webpage give as list of pubs who use Pee Goal, but the only one in the US is in Tallahassee. Makes a great gift to say “Urinal around guy!”

You’ll see all kind of funny toilets and accessories today at Miss Cellania.

Haven't done this in a while, but what the heck. Let's take a look at some of the dumbest crap out there.

5) I've seen many sites praise the love toaster. But really, after the first time, the moments kinda over, no?
4) What overweight, close to cardiac arrrest, can't get thru the door whale buys Ben & Jerry's air freshener?
3) Your Ford Fiesta's rollin' on 22's. Now your bbq accessories can, too? (I don"t even know what that means)
2) If they make a commercial for these, it's a lock for #1 on next year's creepy list...hand pillows for your baby.
1) That is, unless they also make a commercial for these. That's an actual dead cuckoo attached to that clock.

- What do you think would happen if Jon Stewart was President? Well, Robin Williams is gonna tell you.
- Kevin Smith is cool. And if you want to ask him something, you better be good at rock, paper, scissors.
- I'm a candyholic, so tell me you've got 10 candies I'd never eat, and I'm suspicious. Then I see the ear wax.
- Via RocketBoom...interesting video of one girl playing basketball and another girl acting as her shadow.
- And I don't own a PS3, I don't know what the hell a Wii is...but I still think this is the best Apple parody yet.