Introducing 5 reasons the terrorists will never truly beat us. USA ingenuity baby.
5) Look honey, you can watch Lost while I watch Entourage...dual view TV
4) A home egg mcmuffin maker...my cholesterol level thanks you
3) And I can take it on the road with the swivel saucer
2) You mean I'll be able to watch porn on the 4 train? Well hurry up.
1) And yes, there is a God...the turbo tap.