The unemployment rate in America has reached 10% for the first time in decades.
Fuck!
If you are one of those unfortunate folks in the 10% bracket, I wish you luck in your search for gainful employment. I've been there, it sucks. But everyone's expendable these days, "aside from the guy with the thickest shaft in the porn industry."
So keep your head up. Don't give up. Chances are, the reason you were let go has more to do with a bad decision someone with a C-level title made. Not you.
But I digress.
While you are out of work, why not use that time for something constructive. Be an extra on a film set. Comment in our forum. Or try one of the other 10 Things to Do If You Become Unemployed.
You don't get to see these moves in MMA action. If all sports were full contact like this, I think ESPN and other sports channels would be on permanently in my household. The University of New Mexico's women's soccer team has just made a special place in my heart.
3.3 Chords & the Truth With Johnny Wright Episode #1
We all saw Adam's pathetic attempt at a solo record. The opening was so gay, he could have slipped in the volleyball scene from Top Gun and nobody would have batted an eye. "Perfectly on theme," they'd say. My opening is little more, shall we say, in the awesome category. Not something that could appear as a montage in High School Musical 7.
Comedy, thy name is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And, quite honestly, how did it take so long for someone to create and market this product? While it isn't Kitten Mittens, it's damn close to genius. And, because of certain words and images on the video, we embedded it after the jump. It's worth a watch, especially if you're a fan of the show and/or in need of a Dick Towel.
At YesButNoButYes, we have taken a few shots a dirty hipsters before. And we have no plans to stop. Ever. Especially when there's a funny, though poorly acted, parody of Where the Wild Things Are out there.
Thread tiny cameras through the singer's noses and focus on the larynx. Then have them sing sweetly and see what it looks like deep inside. Yes, that's really what this is.
We've always thought about it. At least all the men have thought about it. Just imagine the possibilities. But after giving it some though - and trust me, I gave it some serious thought, I've come to the conclusion that there are many more entries (pardon the pun) in the negative column.
Lauren Williams, who we can only assume was the product of government and/or advanced pornographic testing, was born with two love boxes. That's right, two deep sockets. Two snooches. Two poons. Two quims. Two bajingos. Two great divides. Two honey pots. Two minges. Two fun hatches. Two vaginas!
Then, good guys could become villains.
Guns could give life.
And stories of redemption would unravel.
Basically, you get a completely different movie. And that's why this exercise is so much fun. Just pick one of your favorite films and play it in reverse.
I'll start.
Here are the synopsis of 26 popular movies watched backwards.
While the really weird of you are waiting to see Levi Johnston's wanger in Playgirl, here's a treat.
Last night on Conan, master thespian William Shatner gave a tear-jerking performance of Alaska's favorite meathead/father of a bastard child's Twitter entries.
Very insightful. Like a young Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Speaking of morons on Twitter, after a Democrat won New York's 23rd Congressional District for the first time since the Civil War, Sarah Palin chimed in. Some of you may recall The Barracuda was instrumental to get moderate Republican Dierdre Scozzafava to drop out of the race by endorsing the much more conservative Doug Hoffman. Oops. It backfired. Doug lost.
Mrs. Palin then Tweeted "The race for New York's 23rd District is not over, just postponed until 2010." For crying out loud. In that spirit, I would like to congratulate the Philadelphia Phillies and let you know you didn't lose the World Series last night, you just postponed winning it until 2010. Way to go.
What if we watched movies in reverse?