And you thought the Large Hadron Collider was going to be the end of the world. It's a good thing I have no actual assets to lose, considering my whore-ish highschool girlfriend took my virginity back in '96.

Twitter is a popular "micro-blogging" site that allows users to pore over the stultifying minutiae of other peoples' lives, 24/7, in real time -- much like a meth-addled mall security guard, but without the cool hat or $7 per hour.

The main problem with Twitter has been that, unlike on this site, most users don't talk about penises all that much....until now.

Thanks to the Internets, we all have a place to make our views heard. No matter how insane, stupid or just plain odd those views may be.

We can also quite easily turn our opinions into t-shirts, bumper stickers, yard signs, hats and what not to sell for profit.

Being that this is election season, loads of people are putting their beliefs on any type of swag they can get there hands on.

Here's some stuff for sale right now on CafePress that I just don't get.

Every Wednesday we run down the 5 most interesting comics or graphic novels coming out for the week.

Ricky G was on the Daily Show last night armed with loads of useless facts about animals. Very funny, as usual.

From the Sports Desk...

Above you'll see a happy photo of opening day of Shea Stadium in Queens. The year was 1964. The Beatles performed on The Ed Sullivan Show for the first time, The Munsters was on the idiot box and rat bastard LBJ was elected as President of the United States. A simpler time. Who would have thought that eventually the whole joint would be on sale on the internet.

That's right, the place is being torn down and EVERYTHING MUST GO! An exhaustive list of literally everything not bolted down and almost everything this actually is bolted down is online. Soon to be available to the Mets faithful.

Would you like to own the locker used by Pedro Martinez and Darryl Strawberry? For $6,500.00 it can be yours! An illuminated men's room sign? Only $150.00! Would you like to own the right field *foul pole? For only $25,000 you can install it in your back yard! Act now and we'll throw in a "Circular Stadium Directory (You Are Here)" sign FREE! And what Met fan's foyer is complete without the home team dugout? 50 large and it's yours!

Act now because "directional exit signs" are going fast!

* = You are responsible for transporting the 100 foot foul pole back to your apartment in SoHo. Questions regarding legality of strapping the foul pole to the roof of the 7 train should be directed to MTA officials.

Back a century ago a fella couldn't be too picky about finding a mate. The nearest single lady in the surrounding zip codes would do.

And the postmaster, he was a good a matchmaker as any.
Or so it seems.

Fifty People, One Question: Restored from Benjamin Reece on Vimeo.

What would you wish for by the end of today? Here's fifty answers in an amazing and poignant film from a very talented filmmaker.

Sometimes you just see a video that makes you go "errr... wtf?" Not since the legendary Parwana have I been so entranced as I am with the Christian-Ska sounds of Sonseed. It's like the bizarre lovechild of The Osmonds and The Specials.

Echowood, this is for you, based on your last post. I first posted this video during YBNBY launch week back in 2005, and I still think it's one of my favorite clips