Will Ferrell to guest star on an upcoming Man vs. Wild.

The two find food in the forest, improvise snow shoes and drink their own urine....yikes.

Shows you what $15,000.00 will buy.

On a separate topic, have you heard about The Cougar?

As further evidence to never do a reality show, good old Hulk Hogan has lost the plot.

The Hulkster tells Rolling Stone:

You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife. I totally understand O.J. I get it.

Yikes...

Then Hulk gathered himself and stammered, "Uh, but ... hey Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers and take your vitamins, brother! Uh, don't kill people Hulksters! Believe in yourself, brother! What'cha gonna do, when Hul--... ah, screw it."

Meet Susan Boyle: 47 years old. Unemployed. Never been kissed.
So she dreamed a dream and shocked Simon, Britain and now, the world.

This was the first time I've given a standing ovation to youtube video. Wow.

You may remember him from your teens (or early 20's) depending on how old you were in the early 90's as the kid doctor with the creepy friend who always wandered into his bedroom through the window. Makes you suspicious if Vinnie ever caught his buddy in a moment alone....anyways....if you don't, then you'll remember him as the crazy crackheady guy who gave Harold and Kumar a ride to White Castle. And if that didn't jog your memory, then hopefully you'll remember how he met your mother. Amazingly, he's also an accomplished magician. Yes folks, today, it's a moment with......

I've had it with the animal kingdom and their constant hiding behind the WWF. Where are the conservationists when sharks attack surfers? Where were the lobbyists when that German woman fell into the Polar Bear enclosure? It's time to take the world back from these death valets. I for one, will not remain wide awake at night for fear a crazed white-tailed deer makes it's way into my apartment building, past the doorman, through a series of locked doors, and uses my head as it's chew-toy. This is why I'm happy we have people like Kenyan farmer, Ben Nyaumbe. According to this article by Reuters, while tending to his fields and minding his own business, this python wraps around Nyaumbe's body and hauls him up a tree. With nothing else to do to defend himself, Nyaumbe takes a chunk out of the snake with a few of his incisors. Nyaumbe escaped with minor bruises, but the snake is still at large.

I say bring on the deforestation. Survival of the fittest bitches!

First, I've never met Blake Lively. Second, I'm not, and due to my lack of muscle and/or body width, will never be a bouncer. Third, were I to ever actually meet Miss Lively, I'd probably spend the entire time drooling and making an ass of myself. But this is how I imagine a conversation between the two of us going were she attempting to get into a club and I was working the door.

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We've had a few hints of Spring and Summer in the Big Apple, but nothing too substantial. With this, I thought the weather could use some encouragement in the heat department. On this edition of "From the Air" we're going Jimmy Buffett on your ass and giving you a taste of the tropics. And, instead of having to search the entire globe for these locales, you only have to search between the Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn. (Well, mostly. There's one that falls just outside the Tropic lines, but it was too cool not to include.) Good luck, stay cool, and go find your piece of paradise.

Every Wednesday we count down the 5 most interesting and noteworthy comics or graphic novels coming out for the week.

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got some Easy Mac and a fifth of something called 'Bronx Finest Brew'. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about his name being used in a recently released 'viral' video.