And I quote, "Watch Me As I Freestyle To The Ice Cream Truck Song. This is Awesome."

But for a completely different reason than you think.

Snakes does it again. I hate to use the term "Amaze-balls" because it's become a cliché. So let's just say this video is "Fantasti-testes." That's how good it is. It's like eating Cherry Garcia while getting a blowy. It's like going to a beach featuring sand that doesn't stick to skin. It's like finding out the girl you're dating is actually a princess and she wants you to move to her castle, take fencing lessons, and have people wait on you all day while you sit by the pool and drink goblets of bacon flavored red wine.

Pity we're closing down in a week, I have a feeling I'd be linking her videos a lot. Very funny stuff.

Here, she, Community Channel, rants on clip art and makes some insightful observations about eBay users.

Hope you enjoy that shitastic clip art.

The innocent playing of children turned demonic and devious.

Pass this around and see what you can make of it.

This horror short was created "from an old public domain social guidance PSA, reanimated and remixed in After Effects CS4."

A fantastic impersonation made better with the help of the LOTR soundtrack

I stuck another impersonation video after the jump.

I don't follow the sport of Bowling. Although, truth be told, I did bowl consecutive 210 & 225 games once. (But I think this was due in part to excessive consumption of Red Bull and Absolut.)

Anyway, I have learned that in the 70s, Jerry Calypso was a kick-ass bowler, having won 14 PBT events. He even bowled a game with Frank Sinatra. But Jerry got connected to some devious folks and, like many budding stars of yesterday, he's disappeared.

Thankfully some of his old commercials and promos have been found, and released. Here's the latest:

More of Jerry after the jump.

Has the world of music on crazy? All these stars getting together to sing "Don't Stop Believin'"

Help. I need some Metallica. Now!

Looks like this was taken at some benefit concert.

222 T-shirts. One colorful video.

The T-Shirt War from Ibrahim Nergiz on Vimeo.

The Holy Ghost is healing people across America using a new tactic: The hookie pokey.

At least that's what these evangelists are peddling. And it works miracles - according to these believers anyway.

May God help us all.
But maybe through something a little more tolerable, like the Electric Slide or Stanky Leg.

Cause there's nothing more punk, then ice skating.
Beats American Idiot on Broadway. Jesus.

Well done LandlineTV folks. Bonus points for the Islanders logos in the background.

Via Gorillamask.net

Careful evil 18th century literary agents, you don't want to piss these ladies off.

The Bronte's will turn into BRONTESAURUS!!!!!

Roll the clip...

How do you announce that you are expecting a baby? If you are a Star Wars geek, this will do nicely. There's plenty of innuendo to keep you busy until you reach the twist at the end.

If you turn your head away from the awful oil spill in the Gulf, or the non-stop coverage of the botched attacked in Times Square, you'll learn about a terrible flood in Nashville.

Basically, a lot of Nashville is underwater at the moment. Another environmental and economic disaster. Damn.

Meanwhile, a couple of surfers decided to take advantage of this swell of water.

Nashville may not have a business district, but it's got a mighty cool wake.
If only the police had a sense of humor.

via Colbert Nation

"A group GIs stationed in Afghanistan re-made Lady Gaga's "Telephone."

Watch the whole thing cause it gets kinda freaky at about the 1:39 mark.

Well done boys.

Folks meet Julio. He's drumming for the band Blackdog at his friends wedding.
And by his performance, you can tell he's had a few too many cocktails.

So enjoy his performance. Or lack of one.

Those damn stools are hard to balance on. Part 2 is on the jump.

Rock n Roll!!!!!