This is freaking hilarious...

A couple nights ago The Swell Season, a band we very nearly noticed walk by once, played a show in Los Angeles. They welcomed onto the stage Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Jason Segel.

Segel sat down at the piano and proceeded to deliver a tear-jerking ditty about the hope that being famous would get him a sexy-time date after the show. Complete with his apparent phone number.

Jason even boasts that there were "no special effects" when he showed his weiner in Sarah Marshall.

See it now before it is viewed a couple hundred thousand times.

Aren't they adorable? And historically accurate?

I haven't been so great with keeping my equipment up to date.
Truth be told, I've been using the same equipment all my life. Maybe that's why I found this public access show feature so useful.

The topic discussed is an important one.
So important, I suggest every male make it a point to talk to the person they love (or want to love) about the proper way to care for mouse balls.

It's a delicate subject sure. One that should be taken seriously.
Luckily these 2 helpful women understand, "a customers without properly working balls, is an unhappy customer."

But enough from me, let them explain.

Women Take Mouse Balls Very Seriously - Watch more Funny Videos

via Break

Phil and Lee Edmonds are calling turkeys in style. No word on how successful they were.

How are you going to deal with the turkey this year? These links may help. Or not.

Manly Ways to Prepare Turkey.

And one more: Turbaconducken.

What beer should you serve with turkey?

How to deal with Thanksgiving Leftovers.

If you like blood, guts, gore, zombies and chainsaws, you'll really love this.

It's pretty graphic, even for claymation. Just so you know.

via Unscathed Corpse

Start the week off right.
Just be glad you're not this guy.

Big G is the mascot of the Harlem Globetrotters, and he can shake a leg with the best of them. Or, actually better than the rest of us, let's say.

(via b3ta)

Steven L. Anderson is a Baptist preacher who gained some notoriety for praying for president Obama to die. In this sermon, he takes an Old Testament passage, in which God tells who is going to die of a certain man's house (apparently He spared women, young children, the elderly, and disabled people) by condemning those who "pisseth against a wall". From this, Anderson takes it as a sign of manhood to pisseth standing up. Now, I don't know exactly what toilet facilities were available in the time of this Biblical passage, but I recall God ordering the tribes of Israel to keep the promised land clean by burying their waste, so I assume that settled areas had outhouses. From a housewife's point of view, outhouses are superior to indoor plumbing in that you don't have to clean them. How you control the pissing against a wall in your home is your own business. I just hope for the sake of Anderson's German in-laws that he has better aim than the average man who is full of himself. There are more video sermons on Anderson's blog, and audio only on the church's website. Or just check out his YouTube channel, but you won't find this particular sermon, as he deleted it. Video doesn't die that easily on the internet, however, so we can still hear this one, helpfully edited to include only the topic of pissing.

(via Buzzfeed)

Patrick Swayze has been dead for a few months now, but he finally got the proper send off last night on Family Guy.

Watch the whole 3:30 seconds or just click into about the 1 minute mark. (We'll see how long it takes for this to be pulled by the networks.)

Everyone.... "Roadhouse."

American Dolls + A 12 year old + A funny song by Parry Gripp and yeah get...

via The Daily What

You don't get to see these moves in MMA action. If all sports were full contact like this, I think ESPN and other sports channels would be on permanently in my household. The University of New Mexico's women's soccer team has just made a special place in my heart.

Wrong answer but, we applaud the effort.

Smart ass.

I'm a huge fan of Nine Inch Nails and alot of their videos are highly creative (i.e. Only). I honestly don't know if this is the official video for the song Discipline (from The Slip) but it's funny as hell to watch (albeit slightly gay in a Village People way). Thanks Trent for the good times and hopefully we'll see Nine Inch Nails reappear somewhere down the road!

This was too good to pass up. For too long, the douchebag has been the butt of jokes and mockery, but they're taking the word back. Some of this may hit a bit close to home for certain writers on staff at YesButNoButYes with a love of pink shirts and Axe body spray, cough*Echowood*cough, but this piece almost makes you feel bad for them, and take pity on their Ed Hardy bedecked gym soaked bodies. Almost.

(Via LaughingSquid)

A Russian warehouse forklift driver, which may have been that Russian bear from the Looney Tunes cartoons, got a little loose with the reverse on his lift.

Watch the yellow forklift in the upper-right corner of the video. Bruno comes back nice and easy, when all of a sudden he guns it right into the stacks of carefully brewed vodka.

Many of you are going to be sad after that. Roll the clip!



The gallons of of vodka will be mourned at every pub in Russia today from 12:30pm until last call.