Translations can be fun.

These cities, streets, counties and places really exist.

And people live there.

Mostly, for our amusement.

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Shots of vodka in the eye. This is what the young drinkers are doing for fun these days.

Thankfully, they're also posting these videos so we can all share in their stupidity. I've posted a handful of them for your viewing pleasure.

Thanks kids!
On a related note, my eye doctor is thrilled.

These are no ordinary tissues box covers.

Someone actually put some thought into how you will grab a Kleenex.

What if those cute, ironic, funny, meaningful, off-beat sayings we wear, were taken literally?

Hmm...

Take a break from all this death talk and get literal.

Overtime certain colorful words for men and women have fallen out of favor.

Yesterday's "Dude!," is today's "Bro."

Today's "Ho," was once a 15th-century "Wench."

And that's just the beginning.

(Or, if you prefer, perfect places to look at porn.)

The other day Florida State Senator Mike Bennett was caught looking a nudie picture a staffer sent him. And Senator Bennett was doing it while the Senate was in session.

Obviously, this is not the right time or place to be looking at explicit images.

Senate chambers aren't the only place people are looking at NSFW stuff. Now that our mobile phones and WiFi enabled areas allow us to go online almost anywhere, the list of inappropriate places to look at porn is growing.

Know where else isn't the best place to be looking at porn? Check out this list.

You know, for future reference.

The Metrocard has been letting New Yorker slide in and out of subway stations for close to 16 years.
Pretty much as long as I've been a resident of this great city.

When it first debuted, I remember lots of advertisers and local tourist stops using the backs of the cards for messages and promotions. But, others have used this little 3x2 card as a canvas for paintings and silk screens. Or, used discarded cards to make origami-like objects.

It's better than chucking them on the ground (which most people do.)

Here, take a look.

Throughout our thousands of years on Earth, humans have continually evolved. Our bodies, minds and features are quite different than our ancient ancestors.

Sometimes this change takes centuries. Sometimes, just a few decades.

So what will the next human evolutions be?

What will change about our bodies in order to meet the challenges of the future?
Assuming there is one.

I have no scientific basis for these 5 ideas. They're just my observation and uneducated guess.

So, if you don't believe that we were created, as is, by some omnipotent being, you might find this interesting...

You pass dozens of them everyday. And most times you probably stop.

But the Stop sign is not just any sign.

It's window in to pop culture. And a chance to have little fun.

For 22 year old Michael Jackson impersonator Ricardo West, it wasn't enough to just look, dress, dance and sing like the King of Pop. He had to go and really try to act like Mike.

See West has been charged with trying to molest an 11-year-old boy.

Local prosecutors have charged him with "multiple counts of criminal sexual conduct, using a computer to commit a crime and accosting children for immoral purposes."

Touching boys, just like Jackson. Appalling.

And if the charges are true, I hope Ricardo doesn't beat it. You can't touch kids and get away with it.

Except if you're a Catholic Priest.

The Wet Paint sign.

It's only 8 letters. But it inspires a lot of underground word games and anagrams all over NYC Subway platforms.

Straphangers, enjoy.

(Slightly NSFW)

Have you heard the news? There's a tower in Pisa, Italy that's leaning.

Leaning!

It's not going to collapse or anything, it's just tilting.

They call this architectural error, the Leaning Tower of Pisa. And you wouldn't believe the number of a-holes who visit the tower every year in order to take a creative picture and make a special "leaning themed" photo.

Here's a sample of this boundless creativity.

NOTE: The poses don't change much, only the assholes in them do.