Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a hot dog and a can of pork and beans. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about Miss California and her recent answer to the question of gay marriage.

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got some Easy Mac and a fifth of something called 'Bronx Finest Brew'. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about his name being used in a recently released 'viral' video.

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a bottle of Boone's Farm and a tin of Chef Boy-R-Dee. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about the economy.

With our nomination for the best humor blog in the Weblog Awards, we thought it was time to remind you all of some of our choicest funny moments over the years, just to prove we're all worth it.

Tonight, I want to reintroduce you all to Homeless Frank, one of our star contributors. A poet of the street, Frank gave us his thoughts on the key issues and personalities of the day - Britney Spears, the death of Anna Nicole, Paris Hilton, The Boston Bomb Scare, American Idol, The War in Iraq, and The Attorney General Scandal before leaving us all too soon.

RIP Frank, we still miss you. Vote now, and vote in memory of Frank. You know it's what he would have fucking wanted (along with a liter of Thunderbird).

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a fifth of vodka and a Po Boy sandwich. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts on Michael Vick and Dogfighting.

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a pack of Newports and a blanket. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts on the mysterious creatures that live among us in the city that never sleeps.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about the latest problems of O.J. Simpson.

Regular readers are probably aware of Homeless Frank, our 'special' corespondent in the street.

I recently gave him a job as a contestant on a gameshow put on by Campfire, the company I work for. Tonight this email was waiting for me when I got home.

First off, Frank why are you breaking up families? Second off, what kind of woman sleeps with a guy named "Homeless Frank?"

More information on this turn of events can be had by checking out Campfire's website here.

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a pack of Newports and a ham sandwich. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts on the recent steampipe explosion near Grand Central.

Well sorta...

Over at my real job (as an evil advertising creative director) I got the smart idea of hiring Frank to answer questions for a "marketing game show."

I'm sure your asking yourself, "What value could Frank bring to any conversation about marketing?"

That's a great question. Wish I had an answer for you. As is, we've been blessed with such Frank wisdom nuggets as:

and....

The gameshow will run for 30 days (or until I get fired for quoting Frank on our website) so there's plenty of action coming up.

Will Frank make the 5 year old he's competing against cry? Will he devise the next great ad campaign? Will he cough up a lung and be buried in a potter's field? Be sure to tune in every day to find out!

So last week I got an Iphone and was fiddling with it outside while I smoked. Homeless Frank sauntered up and we had the following conversation.

Me: Hi Homeless Frank.
Homeless Frank: Where's my fucking phone?

The thing is, I still have 3 months left on my Treo 650 contract. So I gave Frank my old phone. What the hell.

Now here's where it gets interesting. I told Frank he could have the phone under 2 conditions.

1. That I would set up a Myspace page with him and he'd have to update it at the library. He agreed and you can see the fruits of his unholy labor here.

2. I also set him up with a Twitter account and showed him how to text messages to it on his brand new (well new to him) cell phone.

He's actually become quite the little texter as you can see. The best thing is that you can sign up for a twitter account, add in your cell phone number and then choose Frank for a friend. When he twitters throughout the day and night, you'll find out what he's up to!

If you were following Frank on Twitter you could be seeing such gems as:

So what are you waiting for? Start following Frank today!

P.S. Some more astounding Frank news tomorrow...Frank gets a job!

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a some ringdings, and a tallboy of Colt 45. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts on the record temperatures out West.

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a pack of Newports. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Yesterday I printed out the comments from his recent post on Tony Snow's cancer for Frank to read. He decided a rebuttal was in order and had it ready for me this morning.

Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got 2 tins of offbrand tuna, a can of Black Cherry soda and a loaf of wonderbread. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about the White House Press Secretary Tony Snow and his cancer.