Diners at David Burke's Primehouse in Chicago can enjoy their bacon candle smell and eat it, too. Primehouse chef Rick Gresh's bacon candle reportedly smells as good as it tastes, and the in-house butcher shop sells it to guests.

1. It references bacon
2. The kid refers to a grown woman as a "smart lil' girl"
3. I did some research and couldn't find a definition for "sorry people"

I'm not the first to write about Bacon Jam.
I'm not the first one to be obsessed with it.
I'm just the latest in a long line of excited bacon lovers who want a taste.

Here's how it's made: Take really good bacon, render it down, add spices, simmer for 6 hours, puree, blast chill it and...Bacon Jam!

Imagine the possibilities.

Skillet sells it. Just $10 for 8oz Mason jar.

On a candy binge through the Upper East Side on Saturday I spotted this bacon inspired artifact at the Wonka like Dylan's Candy Bar.

Gummy Bacon.

While the packaging is enticing and the BACON caught my eye, I agree, it's something that should never be gummi.

Thankfully it does have a warning for idiots, "Do not attempt to fry or microwave" Gummy Bacon.

Maybe tonight, I'll try just that.

This must be from one of those reality shows, either the one where they swap wives or the one where they act like they are swapping wives to prank someone. Regardless of how staged it is, this kid is a hoot! I'm just glad he's not mine...

Reddit has created custom soap. In bacon flavor. yes, it makes no sense, and yet, in a bizarre way, it's the most logical thing I've heard all day. Bacon Reddit Soap - when you think about it, what other flavor COULD it come in?

I have tried unsuccessfully for a year or more to find a vendor who'd create bacon-scented scratch n sniff T shirts but no luck yet.

If you've been shy about eating bacon given the news about pigs lately, this will help.

Wrapped inside this delicious bacon creation are eggs, hash browns, cheese, country gravy and biscuits.

The Bacone requires a strainer, a fryer, a stapler, wire, aluminum foil and a Leatherman to bake. It does looks mighty tasty though. If Burger King or Denny's buys the rights to this, they'll make millions.

Learn more at Bacon Camp.

The reaction between amino acids in the bacon and reducing sugars in the fat is what provides the simple snack with its appeal, according to Elin Roberts, science communications manager at the Centre for Life education centre in Newcastle.

She explained that the chemical changes that take place when the bacon is heated are more important than other variables such as brown sauce distribution or toaster settings.

At the centre of it all is the Maillard reaction, a chemical reaction between an amino acid and a reducing sugar which often requires heat. The acid and sugar react to release a huge amount of smells and flavours.

(via J-Walk Blog)

If I didn't know better, I'd think the ad agency behind this clip reads YBNBY regularly, because this kind of pornographic mashup of bacon and Padma Lakshmi plays perfectly to my tastebuds. Now I have a craving for a burger like you wouldn't believe.

Update: Added the Extended Version to make you more extended.

For the love of Bacon....you too would bake and make a cake that looks like bacon.

Bacon Cakes. They're Baconlious!

This morning I created an abomination; it was a nexus of lust, greed and gluttony weaved from the purest desires of man. When I came to, I was covered in fat, grease and the slimy manna of sin. Perhaps I have doomed all of humanity by unleashing this upon the world; if the world explodes tomorrow you'll know that it's all my fault.

Vermont blogger and math teacher Wing answered a challenge of whether bacon could be knitted. Armed with a pound of bacon, two sets of chopsticks, and a camera, he did just that.

I feel like I did science today. Awesome science.

(via the Presurfer)