He's Norm. He sits on a bar stool.

He's large. Not in charge. And pissed at the comments people leave on his videos.

Well, he let loose and now, the remixes of his rants have begun.

Enjoy the profanity.

Motorcycle + playground carousels = bone crushing fun.

Roller Karussell is the latest craze that's sweeping Europe and testing the limits of socialized medicine.

Today on the Veg, we search the web for some of the best rollerbla- I mean "inline skating" accident videos out there. These, of course, beg the question: what's more painful, injuring yourself while inline skating, or reminding the world you still inline skate.

Get out the Dramamine, because today on the 'Veg, we're taking a look at some seriously angry ocean footage. (Like the end of The Little Mermaid, but without the sea-witch octopus.) Put on your swimmies, grab a snorkel, and be prepared to get wet. Cue the 80's suspense movie music...

Biden's dropping of the Queen Mother of all curse words is just one in a long succession of curse words exclaimed by our elected officials. Today on the Veg, we take a walk down memory road and see how human our elected officials can be.

For your weekend pleasure, lots of people doing stupid things with those giant exercise, yoga balls.

Enjoy.

More pain on the jump.

The Tokyo Zoo staff has annual drills so they will be on their toes in case of an animal escape. They can't release real animals for the drills, of course, so they chase down a reasonable facsimile, which is always good for a laugh. This year, they chased down a tiger, which is only appropriate since we welcomed in the Year of the Tiger last weekend. Continue reading to see several years of ridiculous drills.

The Vancouver Winter Olympics opening ceremonies are tomorrow night. As the games get cranked up, we'll have plenty of coverage of the slips and falls (admit it, that's why you watch), but first let's take a look at how the animal kingdom participates in winter sports.

You may recognize Aziz Ansari as the cocksure Tom Haverford form Parks and Recreation. He's also a founding member of Human Giant, and has appeared in Funny People and Observe and Report. Also, he's hilarious as witnessed by his stand-up special on Comedy Central. We've collected some of his best videos after the jump.

It was hard for me to understand that other countries produce television shows, especially good ones. I was under the assumption that all foreign television had poor color correction and looked as if they were filmed on a circa-1986 camcorder. I was wrong. I can admit that now. You see, I've become a die-hard fan of the BBC produced Top Gear.

This is an exceptionally produced television show. Not only is it beautifully shot, but the chemistry between the three hosts is some of the best on television - worldwide. At its core, Top Gear is about cars. But it's what the show does to these cars that makes it so entertaining. They race them against fighter jets, launch them through trailers (or "caravans) and attach rockets to them and send them off ski jumps. And with their own test-track outside the studio, they place a "star in a reasonably priced car" and have them race around the track to beat other celebrities' times.

I've pulled some of the better clips after the jump.

Mahna Mahna (aka Phenomenon).

The classic Muppets song served up a variety of ways, for lunch.

Delicious!

There is a rich history when it comes to silly "novelty songs." They may be ridiculous, but many have stood the test of time. I'm going to give a few, uh ... "beauties."

We're leading off with "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy. Simply because I don't think I can top it. Hobbits unite!



More bizarreness after the jump...

Today on the veg - Spock's Greatest Hits

Summer's Coming. {Hell yeah!}

It was over 85 in the city this weekend. And that got me thinking about flopping back in the pool.

Luckily, there's plenty of inspiration around.

Whether it's trying to eat as many chicken wings in 60 seconds as possible or being the first one at the table to eat a 3 pound burger, there's something about stuffing your face for no good reason other than to stuff your face, that people find irresistible.

Today some prime eating contest examples for your viewing pleasure.