Ed McMahon kicked off the celebrity death toll last week but has yet to be been given the proper send off. McMahon, in case you didn't know, spend decades on the couch next to Johnny Carson playing second fiddle and being the butt of Johnny's jokes.

Now you get to give Ed the chance he never had. Caption this photo with your best beat down, rank out, bitch slap at (the great) Johnny Carson. Put words in Ed's mouth and let him tell the good joke. For once.

Best caption wins a YBNBY T-Shirt!...."Hi-Oh!"

Let's start with the seven inches of beef with a dribble of mayo, and take it from there, shall we? You can just imagine want went through this creative team's sordid mind.

Can we make this a caption competition? (Via AgencySpy)

 Truth that kids never pay attention to adults.  This may be a tough one for the Loyal 77 (I like to push your comedy sometimes).....feel free to discuss and come up with a group caption if one person can't nail it.

Here comes the Boom!

Once upon a time we had a Caption Competition with a prize. And there were some good entries. And then a funny thing happened - I completely forgot to pick a winner. Ahem...

There's no mystery as to what's happening in this picture, but I'm sure you can come up with some really interesting captions or thought/speech balloons.

Our friends at ChopShop have produced another killer T Shirt in a slightly different vein. It's called robotRock, and you can see the image above. I have several Chop Shop T Shirts now, and they're definitely my faves, both in terms of comfort/fit and the comments I always get when I wear them.

We have one free T shirt to give away - in any size you want - to the person that tells us in the best or most apt way what the Kanji script alongside the above image probably says. Understand, we're not looking for a translation, we're looking for creativity. Answers in comments, and the best one, as chosen by me at some point soon when I get around to it, will get the T. Try and register before you comment, that makes it much easier to email you if you win.

I considered putting speech and thought bubbles on this, but I want your input first. Click to enlarge.

Image credit: The Official White House Photostream.

See the full image, taken from the Kanamara Matsuri Phallic Festival

Potentially NSFW image.

(via Bits and Pieces)

On guard!