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At first I thought this was just a cool keyboard cat t-shirt, But when I put it on a magical power surged through me. I instantly grew an awesome mustache and women would follow me around where ever I went. - Frank the Tank
And so, I've decided to give the T Shirt to in our amazing Three Keyboard Cat Moon T Shirt Competition to Frank The Tank. While there were a lot of funny captions submitted, only Frank really encapsulated the absurdity of this meme mashup by writing a caption in the style of the original Three Moon Wolf reviews on Amazon. Nicely done, sir.
Plus this way, my house doesn't get burnt down. At least not by Frank.
Thanks to the team at Threadless for supplying the prize. If you want your own T Shirt, get it here, before they sell out.

Awesome doesn't even come close to describing this new T Shirt from Threadless. Three Wolf Moon meets Keyboard Cat is a tshirt mashup that will have your grandchildren scratching their heads one day going "WTF?" And we have one to give away!!!
So why break with tradition? It's the second Caption Competition today, but the only one where you can win a T Shirt with not one, but THREE keyboard cats. Plus moon. So add your Caption in the comments to the above photo, and the winner will get the T shirt (or maybe one that's never been worn.) .
Competition rules. I'll announce the winner when I'm good and ready, and choose indiscriminately and with bias, favoring those ladies with hot avatar pictures. This in no way affects your constitutional rights. Porno mustache & glasses not included. End of rules.
This image comes from a delightful LiveJournal community called WTF Taxidermy. I believe this little guy needs a caption; that's why I'm not telling you what it was called on eBay. Yeah, someone bought him today.
(Thanks, Brother Bill!)
Ed McMahon kicked off the celebrity death toll last week but has yet to be been given the proper send off. McMahon, in case you didn't know, spend decades on the couch next to Johnny Carson playing second fiddle and being the butt of Johnny's jokes.
Now you get to give Ed the chance he never had. Caption this photo with your best beat down, rank out, bitch slap at (the great) Johnny Carson. Put words in Ed's mouth and let him tell the good joke. For once.
Best caption wins a YBNBY T-Shirt!...."Hi-Oh!"

Let's start with the seven inches of beef with a dribble of mayo, and take it from there, shall we? You can just imagine want went through this creative team's sordid mind.
Can we make this a caption competition? (Via AgencySpy)
Truth that kids never pay attention to adults. This may be a tough one for the Loyal 77 (I like to push your comedy sometimes).....feel free to discuss and come up with a group caption if one person can't nail it.

Once upon a time we had a Caption Competition with a prize. And there were some good entries. And then a funny thing happened - I completely forgot to pick a winner. Ahem...
Hell since I'm on a roll with posting today, I might as well throw out a Memorial Day Weekend Caption Competition for us to mull over as we enjoy frosty beverages in the name of freedom (and for those out of the country, enjoy one just for being who you are as we salute you also). Enjoy! (Thanks Leo for the pic!)

Our friends at ChopShop have produced another killer T Shirt in a slightly different vein. It's called robotRock, and you can see the image above. I have several Chop Shop T Shirts now, and they're definitely my faves, both in terms of comfort/fit and the comments I always get when I wear them.
We have one free T shirt to give away - in any size you want - to the person that tells us in the best or most apt way what the Kanji script alongside the above image probably says. Understand, we're not looking for a translation, we're looking for creativity. Answers in comments, and the best one, as chosen by me at some point soon when I get around to it, will get the T. Try and register before you comment, that makes it much easier to email you if you win.