Welcome to the St. Patrick's Day version of American Idol. In the next 2 hours we'll find out which performances kissed the Blarney Stone and which ones may prompt you to go to a bar to get hammered.
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Welcome to the St. Patrick's Day version of American Idol. In the next 2 hours we'll find out which performances kissed the Blarney Stone and which ones may prompt you to go to a bar to get hammered.
We have our final 12..er...13. But for Haterade, it's just more people to scrutinize as he doesn't know what's more painful - 13 raw performers or 13 people singing Michael Jackson.
Haterade here, with a special edition of the Top 13 column. Now that we have the final (bakers) dozen on stage, It's time to anal-yse them.
Last week, Haterade once again gets 2 out of 3 right. Can he keep that going against a Top 12 group that is arguably the strongest in the competition?
Welcome to the second American Idol Anal-ysis of the 2009 season. Last week, Haterade got 2 of the 3 singers correct, and was only 20,000 votes away from the Trifecta (something that The Jason did have). They are both back to discuss this week's singers.
Welcome to the first American Idol Anal-ysis of the 2009 season. Haterade is here to tell you what he thinks of this class, who he thinks will show up tomorrow with graduation caps, and who are the flunkees.
Yesterday, the top 36 semi-finalists for American Idol were revealed. This morning, the list was revised, as American Idol disqualified Joanna Pacitti. But if it makes her feel any better, she's not alone. As a little teaser for this season's American Idol coverage, let's take a trip down memory lane to see some of these American Idol contestants being remembered for something other than singing.
We know all about David Vs. David. We know, since Haterade predicted David Archuleta from Day 1, that's who he's giong to pick. Now can he get through the recap and attack both contestants equally? Of course he can, because he's Hat...you know.
If you've been reading Haterade's columns, you already know who he's going to select to be out this week. But how does everyone actually do? Check the column to find out.
Haterade gets the deposed one in his bottom two - but no one is safe this week. Who will rock - and who may roll out in 4th place?
Make it 2 straight for Haterade, as he correctly predicted Carly Smithson's ouster. Let's see this week who won't be coming to the final four - unless they get a ticket to the theater.
Haterade gets 2 out of the bottom 3 last week - and looks to continue his new streak as we go to Broadway night. Will the performances bring the house down or will it be a tragedy?
There goes the win streak - Haterade could have had Michael Johns at the bottom - but didn't. Oops. But we start again - and we see who is going to be the most taxed as we have Mariah Carey night.
Getting 3 out of 4 right in the finals with all 4 singers in the bottom two and on a 2 week correct streak is inspirational - well to Haterade, anyways. Let's see who he thinks the voters will inspire to boot off this week.
Haterade once again selects the person eliminated in the form of Chikezie (3 for 3 with the person selected in the bottom two or out) - and that's no fooling. Who will look like a fool tomorrow night?
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