We know all about David Vs. David. We know, since Haterade predicted David Archuleta from Day 1, that's who he's giong to pick. Now can he get through the recap and attack both contestants equally? Of course he can, because he's Hat...you know.
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We know all about David Vs. David. We know, since Haterade predicted David Archuleta from Day 1, that's who he's giong to pick. Now can he get through the recap and attack both contestants equally? Of course he can, because he's Hat...you know.
If you've been reading Haterade's columns, you already know who he's going to select to be out this week. But how does everyone actually do? Check the column to find out.
Haterade gets the deposed one in his bottom two - but no one is safe this week. Who will rock - and who may roll out in 4th place?
Make it 2 straight for Haterade, as he correctly predicted Carly Smithson's ouster. Let's see this week who won't be coming to the final four - unless they get a ticket to the theater.
Haterade gets 2 out of the bottom 3 last week - and looks to continue his new streak as we go to Broadway night. Will the performances bring the house down or will it be a tragedy?
There goes the win streak - Haterade could have had Michael Johns at the bottom - but didn't. Oops. But we start again - and we see who is going to be the most taxed as we have Mariah Carey night.
Getting 3 out of 4 right in the finals with all 4 singers in the bottom two and on a 2 week correct streak is inspirational - well to Haterade, anyways. Let's see who he thinks the voters will inspire to boot off this week.
Haterade once again selects the person eliminated in the form of Chikezie (3 for 3 with the person selected in the bottom two or out) - and that's no fooling. Who will look like a fool tomorrow night?
Haterade once again is 2 for 3 - and he got both the bottom two. But Kristy Lee Cook is still there. Can she survive a third week? Or will the laws of Idol get her? Haterade will give you his predictions.
Last week, we had out first finalist casualty as David Hernandez was stripped of his chances to win American Idol. Haterade checks up on the performances of the remaining 11 and let's you know who he thinks is checking out.
The person that Haterade selected get eliminated? Check. 2 out of the bottom 3 selected by Haterade this week at the bottom? Check. Does Haterade know who's probably leaving this week? Check.
It's time for the Top 12 Singers. Haterade and Cuckoo Clock visit the Lennon-McCartney Songbook. Let's see if they get a little help from their friends or if it's going to be a Hard Day's Night....or if they all need Help!
Once again, all four of Haterade's selections got to be called down to the center of the stage by Ryan Seacrest - and once again, 2 of them were sent packing. In addition, 9 out of the 12 that he ranked in the Preseason got to the Finals. So now that we're in the final 12, Haterade tells you what to look for - and who to look leaving.
For the past 2 weeks on Idol, we've enjoyed the performances of the men, and tolerated the performances of the women. Will we see this trend happen for a third week? Haterade and the Cuckoo Clock let you know if this is the case - and who they think will be gone like the '80's.
It's the 80's. Big Hair, big songs, and big disappointment for 2 guys, as they won't be able to perform on the big Top 12 Idol stage. Gordon and Jason will let you know who they think those two are.
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