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Recent "Homeless Frank" Articles

Oh Homeless Frank What Have You Done?

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Regular readers are probably aware of Homeless Frank, our 'special' corespondent in the street.

I recently gave him a job as a contestant on a gameshow put on by Campfire, the company I work for. Tonight this email was waiting for me when I got home.

First off, Frank why are you breaking up families? Second off, what kind of woman sleeps with a guy named "Homeless Frank?"

More information on this turn of events can be had by checking out Campfire's website here.

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Homeless Frank on The Recent Steampipe Explosion

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Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a pack of Newports and a ham sandwich. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts on the recent steampipe explosion near Grand Central.

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Homeless Frank Gets A Job

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Well sorta...

Over at my real job (as an evil advertising creative director) I got the smart idea of hiring Frank to answer questions for a "marketing game show."

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I'm sure your asking yourself, "What value could Frank bring to any conversation about marketing?"

That's a great question. Wish I had an answer for you. As is, we've been blessed with such Frank wisdom nuggets as:

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and....

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The gameshow will run for 30 days (or until I get fired for quoting Frank on our website) so there's plenty of action coming up.

Will Frank make the 5 year old he's competing against cry? Will he devise the next great ad campaign? Will he cough up a lung and be buried in a potter's field? Be sure to tune in every day to find out!

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Homeless Frank On Your Mobile!

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So last week I got an Iphone and was fiddling with it outside while I smoked. Homeless Frank sauntered up and we had the following conversation.

Me: Hi Homeless Frank.
Homeless Frank: Where's my fucking phone?

The thing is, I still have 3 months left on my Treo 650 contract. So I gave Frank my old phone. What the hell.

Now here's where it gets interesting. I told Frank he could have the phone under 2 conditions.

1. That I would set up a Myspace page with him and he'd have to update it at the library. He agreed and you can see the fruits of his unholy labor here.

2. I also set him up with a Twitter account and showed him how to text messages to it on his brand new (well new to him) cell phone.

He's actually become quite the little texter as you can see. The best thing is that you can sign up for a twitter account, add in your cell phone number and then choose Frank for a friend. When he twitters throughout the day and night, you'll find out what he's up to!

If you were following Frank on Twitter you could be seeing such gems as:

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So what are you waiting for? Start following Frank today!

P.S. Some more astounding Frank news tomorrow...Frank gets a job!

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Homeless Frank on The Western Heatwave

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Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a some ringdings, and a tallboy of Colt 45. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts on the record temperatures out West.

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Homeless Frank on his Detractors

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Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a pack of Newports. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Yesterday I printed out the comments from his recent post on Tony Snow's cancer for Frank to read. He decided a rebuttal was in order and had it ready for me this morning.

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Homeless Frank On Tony Snow's Cancer

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Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got 2 tins of offbrand tuna, a can of Black Cherry soda and a loaf of wonderbread. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about the White House Press Secretary Tony Snow and his cancer.

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And the rest...

Homeless Frank On The Attorney General Scandal
Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a bottle of off brand vodka and 3 cans of Vienna...
Homeless Frank on Bald Britney
Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a a six pack of Miller Lite and a deli sandwich....
Homeless Frank on Anna Nicole Smith
Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a bottle of Gatorade, 2 Poor Boy sandwiches and a pack...
Homeless Frank on Boston's Bomb Scare
Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got 2 cans of Spam, a six pack of Miller, and a...
Homeless Frank on American Idol
Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. After the 10th time he asked for change I told him I'd give him food in return for a blog entry. For this one I...
Homeless Frank on the President and the War in Iraq
Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. After the 10th time he asked for change I told him I'd give him food in return for a blog entry. For this one I...
Homeless Frank and Paris Hilton
Editor's Note - Homeless Frank is an individual who lives in front of the building where I work. After the 10th time he asked for change I told him I'd give him food in return for a blog entry....