I shit you not.

Today he sent what may be the best followup video ever.

Really? You're reduced to admitting he's more popular than you are? You're actually trying to make his popularity and youth a bad thing? Are you out of your ever loving mind?

Hey, let's turn the tables. Here's some cool stuff that was going on in 1936..the year John McCain was born.

March 1936 - Hoover Dam is completed (yes, that's right. John McCain is as old as the motherfucking Hoover Dam)

June 1936 - Gone With The Wind is published...the book....for the first time

January 1936 - The Green Hornet show premiers....on motherfucking radio

March 1936 - Stock cars are raced at Daytona...for the first time.

November 1936 - Franklin Roosevelt is reelected to his second term.

Fun stuff that came after McCain was born...the bombing of London by Hitler, televisions becoming popular in homes, the birth of Steve Jobs.

To McCain's credit he was born after the discovery of Pluto...by 6 years.

No? You didn't hear about it? No biggie, it hasn't heard about itself either.

Oops, look who just got indicted.

Eppendorf International is all up in the da motherfuckin' house!

This article in the Times Online just blew my mind. Inflation in Zimbabwe is at 8.5 MILLION percent. It's such a high number it's meaningless.

"...a weekly shop costing $514billion, which she paid for by debit card. The shop till could only ring up $9 billion, so the card had to be swiped 57 times."

"...his $50 billion monthly salary will buy him just two bars of soap. In three days it will buy only one."

Couldn't get any worse, right? Wrong. The German company that supplies the paper for their currency just announced they are severing their business relationship. Oops!

Lastly here's President Robert Mugabe's re-election commercial from the recent 'elections.' Check out the billion dollar's worth of CGI

Lost in Emoticons is a collection of IM's between a young girl living it up in NYC and her Chinese mom's attempt to communicate with her. I found it amusing and heart touching at the same time. Sorta like when Corey Haim gives that sexy look to the camera on his reality show.

via the always cool New York Shitty