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The always funny 'Where's My Jetpack?' alerted me to this lame new Heineken ad campaign called 'Share The Good.' which is asking for pictures of you sharing beers with those in need of alcohol.

Of course there's so many ways you could fuck this up. Jetpack thinks Jesus is the way to go but why stop at mocking religion?

How about sharing some brewski's with toodlers? unsuspecting animals? homeless drunks?

Got any more ideas? Share them in the comments.

So I was away for 2 weeks on vacation in Europe. (It's what all the cool kids are doing these days) Did you miss me?

Anyway, while I was in Paris I kept seeing something called "The Kika Lounge" on every night. It's in German so I have no idea what's going on but I find it strangely hypnotic.

I was very happy to find it already on Youtube so I could share it with you.

Remember to shoot for the head!

Read the full report here.

Outstanding effort by the master, Aggro1 on this tasty blend of 80's hair metal with the electro sounds of Goose. You can download this sucker here.

...why not jazz up your website?

The Cowboys from Hell team up with Kanye and his Daft Punk friends in this slamming mash up by Throwupvomitupchuck

Welcome to Ain't It Shit News where I cover the latest gossip in the world of crap movie making.

Bait Shop is currently filming in Orlando and promises to be the next evolution in the rapidly expanding genre of "redneck films made by corporations hoping to get money from stupid white guys."

Word on the set is that Billy Ray Cyrus, who plays the cleverly named pro fisherman Hot Rod Johnson, was perturbed that he was scripted to wear a spandex outfit straight from the Will Ferrell acting school closet. He demanded the wardrobe people fly to him for a 'special' fitting. Luckily the outfit proved snug (and padded?) enough in all the right places and got the Cyrus thumbs up.

And since Billy long ago sold his soul (and daughter) to Disney, they got the right of script approval on the flick. Turns out the ghost of Walt wasn't too thrilled with the calling Billy's boat "The Basshole." Meek writers were quick to change the name to the tamer "Big Wake."

Divide and Kreate comes out of a dryspell with a superb mash up of Coldplay and Metallica. Check out "Until It Talks" below and download a higher quality here.

"They could withstand the fiercest of our weapons, they could defeat us intellectually, but in the end, I think they died of sheer culture shock"

Deathboy has a great write up of the London protests against Scientology that happened this weekend.

Try to imagine seeing this outside your "church."

Scientologist 1: Holy Shit, there's a lot of them! What are they doing?
Scientologist 2: Playing Rick Astley...really loud.

Excellent mashup of Barrel of A Gun and I Am The Walrus by LAT from the Get Your Bootleg On forums. Bonus points for the Big Lebowski samples.

"Always the best menopause he could be, Eggie forever lays supine, boldly stitching syllables into unlikely postcards and brittle love letters."

Matthew Aaron Dyke sounded like a hell of a guy.

Every year Hollywood turns out cinematic masterpieces. Works destined to be claimed as shining examples of art in its purest form.

This article isn't about those movies.

Instead I'm here to tell you about the dark side of Hollywood. The films spawned by the mindless corporations who are just looking to make a fast buck in the sleaziest way possible.

Thanks to some unhappy campers I've got the goods on cesspools of entertainment that will, sadly, be coming soon to a theater near you.

Read on my brothers and sisters, to learn about the horror that is Beethoven 6!

Cancer....what lies beyond death...are we alone in the universe...human suffering...these are just a few of the issues that still vex mankind. But we can now scratch one problem off the list...breasts in Second Life now bounce around like a rat in a paper bag!