It's an ad for Samsung digital cameras.

She looks a bit different from her pictures taken three years ago.

Am I a horrible person because I giggled at this?

See also: a collection of the best Condom Ads and a discussion on Size Matters.

With a surprise.

(via Arbroath)

Liquid Virgin is supposed to be a "Vaginal Contracting Lubricant", although "lubricant" has more to do with the usage instructions than the effects. Contains alum, which is the ingredient found in persimmons that makes you pucker up. It's used in pickle brine. I'm not advocating its use, because who knows how safe and/or effective it is. The focus on this product in some places has been about the unfortunate emphasis on virginity, and the idea that if a woman's hoo-ha isn't as tight as a virgin, then her man is missing out on pleasure. That's BS. If you buy this stuff for your lady and try to convince her she need "tightening" because she's far removed from virginity, she may go along with it to avoid confronting the real issue -the fact that your equipment is, um, small.

OK, so everyone's going to the movies today, right? While you're still at work and looking forward to it, here's some stuff to keep you occupied and get you in the mood for The Dark Knight.

Review of The Dark Knight: Its good.

Watch the first five minutes of the movie. It will suck you in.

The history of Batman through the years, from 1939, told in pictures.

20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman.

The Dark Knight trailer in Lego.

Best Batman joke. Ever.

Sun Ra and The Blues Project Do Batman and Robin (MP3s).

'Dark Knight' Dogma: Everything We Need To Know We Can Learn From Batman. See, Mom? I knew reading all those comic books as a kid would benefit me in some way.

The 10 Mental Illnesses Batman Indisputably Has.

Maybe Batman needs to tone it down a little.

Who should be the next Batman villain?

Alternate casting suggestions for Batman movies.

Dark Knight Shift: Why Batman Could Exist--But Not for Long. A scientist looks at how a non-supernatural superhero could operate in real life.

Take a look at Why So Serious? The Many Faces of Joker, with images spanning from the comic book to feature the character in 1940 to Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight. Bonus: Here’s an image of the even earlier character who inspired the creation of The Joker.

Heath Ledger's last interview.

The Dark Knight trailer, mixed with the 1966 Batman TV series.

The Daily Batman. "A Batman a day keeps the doctor away."

And, of course, Unintentionally Funny Comic Panels.

Be sure to pass this list over to your favorite Batman freak.

A Star Wars fanfilm by David Beeler and Tom Konkle. I thought for sure this was going to be a battery ad, but I was wrong.

Totally Looks Like is another one of those user-generated-content sites from Ben Huh and company (the guys behind I Can Has Cheezburger?). Compare a celebrity to another person or thing or whatever. The submissions range from spot on to "totally does not look like."

You probably saw this propaganda photo from Iran last week, showing a quartet of dangerous-looking missiles simultaneously launching in a test exercise. It became immediately obvious to anyone with half a brain that the shot was Photoshopped, with an additional missile added for extra punch. Now Photoshop artists from around the Internet respond with some artwork of their own.

See the rest at DVICE.

(via Cynical-C)

Three years ago, Scaramouch wrote about Golden Age strippers, and mentioned that Tempest Storm had retired at age 65. That seemed quite old for a stripper to still be working, but the retirement apparently didn't last. Now we find out that Ms. Storm is 80 years old and still performing in Las Vegas! Ummm, isn't 65 a good age to quit wearing high heels? I dread occasions where I need to put them on, or even a swimsuit, and I'm still far from 80. There are a few pictures with the story, but I'll err on the prudent side and post one from the 1940s. You can see her performing in her heyday in this veg featuring Tempest Storm and her contemporaries.

Feel free to leave your best pun or punchline in the comments.

Well, really it's the price of condoms. I just did the headline that way to get your attention. If you're like me and never use condoms, you wouldn't bother to check out this nice little graph created by the folks at Environmental Graffiti. Go over there to see a bigger graph (because size matters) and the research. Can you believe how condom prices vary around the world? A lot of the difference is due to taxes, and I can't think of many things more counterproductive than taxing condoms. Of course, if you really wanted to compare the price of sex around the world, you'd have to factor in things like a dinner and movie, alimony, hooker rates, the prevalence of trophy wives and such, then you'd get into some really shady practices like mail-order brides and child trafficking and all the sudden you wouldn't want to even touch the data.

The Miss Universe pageant was held over the weekend in Vietnam, and for the second year in a row, America's entry fell on her butt and got the headlines. 26-year-old Crystle Stewart of Texas tripped over her gown and landed on the front page. Miss Venezuela won the crown.

Last year, Miss USA was Rachel Smith, who tripped at the Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City and became a star on YouTube. Who won that contest? Um, I don't recall. So remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's whether you stand out against the crowd.

Remember when Eddie Murphy was funny? Um, no? You don't have to take my word for it; here's a clip from SNL.

Pete demonstrates how to drink a flaming shot without becoming a human torch. Continue reading to witness the wrong way.

Wichita Wingnuts manager Kash Beauchamp isn't happy. I'm not sure what was said, but the sign language is clearly, "You stink." He was thrown out of the game Wednesday, but his team went on to beat the Sioux Falls Canaries 5-2 anyway.

On another note, I really want a Wichita Wingnuts jersey.