I don't know if this is a product demonstration or a talent show, but either way I'm impressed. This guy uses a mechanical shovel to take the model's clothing off.

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Stephen Colbert defends Bill O'Reilly on the recently-surfaced tape of him losing it on the set (included here). In solidarity with his hero, Colbert drags out a tape of the time he pulled a similar tantrum.

Almost as surely as a red shirt would die, Captain Kirk was the one who got the girl. And left her, through no fault of his own, by the end of the episode. Exactly how often did Kirk get laid, and what made him so hot to alien babes? I scoured the internet for the answers to these and other burning questions, which are linked in the post Star Trek Sex, today at Miss Cellania.

Send $10 to The Something Store, and they will send you something. You won't know what it is until you open it, but hey, it's only ten dollars! Free shipping!

It maybe something you need, something you want or something you desire. Yours may be a cool gadget, rare book, table game, handmade necklace, reverse clock, box of gourmet chocolates, set of shiny shower curtains, popular video game, big-box retailer gift card, the latest version of a software, a set of kitchen knives, a pair of designer jeans, garden tool, kitchen appliance, unique home decor item, electronic equipment, magazine subscription, office supply item, or ... Your something will most likely be brand new, though it may also be refurbished or antique.

This is the way to get yourself a surprise birthday gift. 5,867 people have already tried it. You can't honestly complain, since they make no promises, but there is plenty of customer feedback.

When you really look at it, we all have our obsessions. These are just two that people are likely to show to the world. Star Wars and sports obsessions are at least legal!

The future of man-woman relationships? High Maintenance, a film by Philip Vann, makes it seem so simple!

(Thanks PAgent!)

Ya gotta love Mike Gravel. He's about as entertaining as a politician gets.

After decades of working in radio, this really hits home. I used to dream in advertising cliches. And when I was married to another announcer, people used to comment on how weird it was to hear us speak to each other off-air. I quit my last radio job two years ago tomorrow; maybe my communication skills have normalized a bit by now. This video won second place in some YouTube contest.

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It would take real talent to screw up a movie with this concept. The Nazis have been hiding out on the moon since 1945. Eventually, they'll come back. The makers of Iron Sky are looking for a distribution deal.

How are you going to spend your economic stimulus check? Some have already received theirs (and spent it), and some are still waiting (me). I've heard that the last two digits of your social security number will tell you where you are in the payment queue. There is a blog devoted to reports of what people are doing with the money, appropriately titled How I Spent My Stimulus. My $900 will go into the bank to partially cover the $$$ I sent the IRS in self-employment tax a month ago.

You remember the video of Maurício Ricardo making SFW drawings out of NSFW penis doodles. Now you can try it yourself online! Penis Camouflage issues a penis drawing as a challenge, then you see what you can make of it. Or just see the gallery of what others have done. There's also the party game version for sale, pictured here.

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No, it's not made of breast milk... I don't think so, anyway. Just some innovative packaging for pudding in Japan.

We've secretly replaced one of the models on Deal or No Deal with the contestant's sister. Let's see if she (or any of her family) notices.

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Forget Rube Goldberg, THIS is the kind of chain reaction we like to see... as long as it's not our house involved.

(Thanks, detriter!)

Rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. But funny. A song can be all these things as long as it's clever. Continue reading for the video. NSFW.