- Only 5 months to go before we know who Jacob is. But now, check out the Lost video game.
- Bad boy...oh you're a nasty, bad, naughty boy. You can't make this crap up. Can you, Larry?
- Anyone remember Todd Marinovich? USC quarterback? Then the Raiders? He's looked better.
- Something about Darth Vader saying D'oh that's very rewarding. Simpsons...Star Wars-style.
- And CBGB's founder and NYC legend, Hilly Krystal died Tuesday, at the age of seventy-five.

- I've said it before. It's sweetest when the biggest finger pointers turn out to be pervs.
- Need a point guard's arrest record or a short stop's mug shot? You need Badjocks.com.
- New islanders headed to season four of Lost includ Cpl. Upham and the Lawnmower Man
- Nerd cred. You know you want it. Everybody wants it. But how do you get it? Here's how.
- And we found a way to get back at China for the lead toys. Welcome to the Macau strip.

- Have I mentioned I love It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Well, here's another reason.
- It was bound to happen...the guys from New Zealand had to do a Lord of the Rings tune.
- The buzz for Dark Knight just gets louder and louder. Like which stars will make cameos.
- It's written in the YeButNo bylaws that I have to report on all things bacon-related.
- And did you catch the Big Love season finale? Plenty of recaps online, like this and this.

- Always Sunny in Philedelphia is great, and back for season 3. Go see for yourself.
- Dentyne is a poor man's Trident. Pretty good...here are some more from the list.
- The Colbert wrist cast is up on eBay. It's over $12,000 with about six days left.
- Here's a very funny rendition of Stairway to Heaven. Try playing is backwards.
- And Bill Maher is back, talking about Barack, the croc, and making a dummy talk.

- Lindsey Lohan wants to quit booze and drugs. So, what ever happened to endurance.
- Just turned 18, and already starring in softcore porn ads for milk. Cue the explosion.
- Is that Congressman Petrelli in the new Heroes season two trailer? Didn't he blow up?
- Here's a classic SNL clip...Christopher Walken conducts a job interview with a centaur
- And soon, the southern tip of Roosevelt Island will be covered in a field of glowing tents.

Today on the veg - Reggae covers

- An interesting piece from the CBS Sunday Morning Show on atheism vs. faith in God in the US.
- I was istening to Looking Out My Backdoor, being all confused, and I found Songmeanings.com
- Content aware image resizing...now I've got your attention, right. It's actually pretty cool.
- We figured Rove was attacking Hillary so she'd get the nomination, but is it reverse-psychology?
- And the famous Colbert Branson waterfight clip you've heard so much about...It's pretty good.

Today on the veg - Mr. Peabody and Sherman

One of the coolest product-branded community sites I've seen, so far. Daisy Marc Jacobs lets you care for your daisy by watering, feeding, etc, in the form of games and profile updates. When you reach certain levels of growth, you unlock downloads.

Really beautiful layout, although I think I may have seen it before.

- Spike Jonze has a new interview show on VBS-TV. Check out Saturdays with Spike.
- A community site for all you free spirits in the house. Come check out Indiepublic.
- Man, that was quick. Meredith Vieira wants off the Today Show. Helloooo...Kaaatie.
- Dave Letterman does not seem to be impressed with Hayden Panettiere, or her lice.
- And you see an old pin art toy, and you think...they really should make a life-size one.

- Comic Foundry is a magazine devoted to comic book culture. And yes, there's a blog.
- Bikini model turned anchorwoman. Remind me...why would aliens want to take us over?
- My new favorite guily pleasure is SciFi's Ghost Hunters, and they appear to be hiring.
- I have to admit, I missed ZoomQuilt One, but I'm right on top of things with ZoomQuilt 2.
- And Eric Clapton now owns twelve paintings of albums from the 70s being shoplifted.

Seen this on a few blogs, and finally checked it out over the weekend...a very cool animation competition site called HP Toyrama. Check out the create a movie section, or go to the gallery to see other entries like Natural Born Chillers, Star Wows or Lost in Space (nice mushrooms reference)

Sex rings, because nothing says I'm horny like little figurines encased in lucite.

Buy all three!

- Start the week with a few new Batman photos, Alfred and Joker included.
- And now, the only time I've ever agreed with Fox News anchor, Brit Hume.
- First they brought back Sulu, now Uhura. Can Yeoman Rand be far behind?
- The new Harold and Kumar trailer is out. Look...Doogie's in this one, too.
- And sure, this Daily Show clip is pretty funny. But that graphic...priceless.

Today on the veg - Murray and Mel

SHACKLES BULLHOOKS LONLINESS..all under the bigtop

...but probably pretty safe in New York City

- What would happen if 2007 Dick met 1994 Dick in a dark alley. Nothing, probably...dickless.
- Now that John's returned to his spaceship to leave planet HBO, will Deadwood finally return?
- Patton Oswalt on Conan talking about his chapped penis syndrome and the KFC Famous Bowl.
- That one small nip for man, one giant tuck for mankind. (Yeh, it's not his quote...so sue me)
- And have you ever seen a player leave the stadium in handcuffs? Another life goal accomplished.

I've seen this goddamn campaign on every bus shelter, taxi top, subway car, construction fence, sign post, manhole cover, coffee cup sleeve, halal cart and sleeping homeless guy I've passed for the last month.

And I finally did it. I finally went to check out what the frick a windorphin is.

And now I want that 45 seconds back.

I loves me a good roast.

- Tiny little fish that eat the dead skin right off your body, and people are paying for it.
- New Intel video directed by a Spinal Tapper. Is it funny or cheesy? I can't tell, anymore.
- Stephen vs. Stephen. This time it's stem cell research, with some Danish whores thrown in.
- Yeh, this is Britney...on that Enterprise where Spock had a goatee, but not in this universe.
- And coming soon to theaters, Ben Kingsley makes out with an Olsen, because 60 is the new 45.

We'll miss ya, Scooter.

- Start with a little tribute to Merv...Kramer puts the Griffin Show set in his living room.
- You mean I can prank my friends into thinking they'll be serial killer victims? Good times.
- I've been looking for a way to show Karl Rove how much we appreciated him...found it.
- Hey, what's that you're wearing? You smell like a hundred bucks...or maybe 75 uptown.
- And Chris Matthews really needs to put the cap back on the scotch bottle and walk away.

Sony Bravia, the brand that brought us SF superballs and Glasgow paint explosions, has been shooting a bunch of Playdoh bunnies in Manhattan. Check out Trendwatch, Notcot, or the Bravia Flickr page for images.

Balls was amazing...Paint was ok...I'll bet the bunnies will kick ass. Can't go wrong with Playdoh.

Just spent the better part of Sunday watching every episode of Flight of the Conchords on HBO on Demand. I can now safely confirm what millions already know...it's a pretty funny show.

Haven't seen it yet? Well, here's a small taste...

- Soon, you'll be able to see a Colbert Report episode involving Richard Branson and a water fight.
- Kevin Smith is a great story teller. This one about Ben Affleck at Spielberg's house is awesome.
- Dead roses? Now your plants can call you when they're thirsty. Bt what if you screen your calls?
- Just found the Onion's MySpace page. Add another daily ritual to my already useless mornings.
- And Stephen Colbert tries to explain the US mortgage crisis to Jim Cramer without shouting.

I'm walking down the the paper aisle at Food Emporium, and suddenly, this picture of a dog starts saying...Heeeere shopper, shopper, shopper. Come here shopper. That's a good shopper.

There are now about a dozen ripped open packages of Cottonelle stuffed way behind the Mrs. Paul's fish sticks in frozen foods.

Video, after the jump.

- Ok, for the last time, Keith Richards DID snort papa off the dining room table.
- The folks making the new Star Trek have an interesting choice for Captain Pike.
- A new video from Jeep takes us from Elvis to Devo to a certain island survivor.
- Louis CK tells everyone what they're already thinking (but not saying) about kids
- And dogs all across the country are taking revenge on a tasty new chew toy.

Today on the veg - Jay and Silent Bob

- Anyone catch Helen Mirren basically turn Morley Safer into a blushing school girl on 60 Minutes?
- Favorite Monday story goes to...Thai police dept forces bad cops to wear Hello Kitty armbands.
- Bob Novak thinks the White House doesn't like him anymore. Girls, girls, can't we all get along?
- Lewis Black on gambling refs, dog fight running quarterbacks, and one cheating douchebag.
- And does anyone else think Meet The Giulianis would be the best reality television ever made?

Today on the veg - Wonder Showzen

- Some interesting things happened in New York this weekend, both above the water, and below it.
- Speaking of New York City, you'll notice something a little different today when you pick up the Times.
- In the list of embarrassing things to happen after sex, getting stuck together has got to be up there.
- I haven't made my mind up about Hillary yet, and not taking a stand on lobbyists money isn't helping.
- And every year, the animators at Stardust put together a very cool reel of their work...here's 2007.

And he gets up and walks away...pretty amazing.

1) Mitt Romney is a flip-flopping douchebag (see various positions on abortion rights)
2) Mitt Romney is an ignorant douchebag (see misunderstanding of Barack Obama's comments earlier in the week)
3) Rudy reminded us "Islamist" should always be placed in front of "terrorism" (and I thought we were talking about the Swiss)
4) There's a guy named Tom Tancredo running for President, and he's fuckin' nuts.
5) Lots of tough talk on terrorism, from a group of guys afraid to face the American people in the YouTube debates
6) Socialized medicine is Republican-speak for healthcare for everyone, and they don't want either.
7) Gov Thompson is going to end breast cancer by 2015...well that takes care of that.
8) Gov Huckabee is going to make sure prostitutes, pimps and dope dealers pay taxes.
9) Why the hell do we let Iowa go first in the primaries?
10) The thought of almost any of them becoming President scares the shit out of me.

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highlights - the guy holding on to the ball like it's a diamond, and Bud Selig never taking his hands out of his pockets.

This is how you handle a heckler.

- Can't make it to Chicago today for Lollapalooza? Well at least you can watch the webcast.
- Classic clip of Richard Pryor as the Star Wars bartender, with all of the old bar regulars.
- A follow-up to the classic Tea Partay video, JWT brings us the west coast effort...not good.
- 15 unfortunately placed ads. Some really great shots. My favorite has to be Jesus kitty.
- And if you haven't see the footage of the Minnesota bridge actually collapsing, click here.