Like Echo's previous post on the Top 10 Cars That'll Get You Laid, we've put together a similar post. This time, we're looking at gadgets and items to help you get her to tend the ol' Yule Log. Trim the tree. Lick the candy cane. Come down the chimney. Unwrap the box. Enjoy the Christmas ham. Find some room at the inn.

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Bring myrrh to the wise man. Shovel the driveway. Give the stocking a rocking. For the Jews among us: grab the Menorah candle. And here, without further ado, are the top ten items that will surely help you get laid this holiday season.

This is either the best parody I've ever seen, or it's a disturbing look at a strong cross-section of America. Created by Prayer Works Interactive, whose mission is to "create engaging, top-quality games that entertain, inspire and bring families closer to the Lord," their first game is Mass: We Pray. If I know anything, it's that this is going to be a huge hit. Nothing says "fun" like recreating a transubstantiation. If only they'd include a level where you could kill a prostitute and steal her money.

Comprised of 2,038 images, this video of a walk in Central Park gives a great perspective on the heart of Manhattan.

Equal parts hilarious and pathetic, Tampa resident Joshua Vasso called 911 for phone sex because he'd run out of cell phone minutes. It's people like these who make me feel better about my collection of macaroni collages in the shape of Ed Asner.

(Via Nerdist)

Still hoping to contract a nice case of vertigo? This video, made from the top of the horrifically tall Burj Dubai is sure to get you once step closer to that fear of heights. There is (currently) no man-made structure higher, so take all those VHS tapes of you and your family at the Sears Tower and tape over them with re-runs of Kate & Allie. The video is insane, not only because it stares straight down from 2,684 feet, but because the tower wobbles.

(Via Gizmodo)

Streeter and Amir from College Humor have gone back and forth with their pranks over the years. And while they started off small, they reached the level of insane toward the end. At no point was this more apparent than Amir's latest prank involving Streeter jumping out of an airplane. It's schadenfreude at it's finest.

I was completely unaware of this, but it appears the Japanese make some crazy-ass commercials. If anyone out there speaks Japanese and wants to translate these for us, we'd be grateful.

There are plenty more after the jump.

PopTarts & Wine : Vincent Kartheiser from Ralph Arend on Vimeo.

Sean O'Connor and Julian McCullough interview Vincent Kartheiser from Mad Men in a clothing store.

I don't recall where I was when the Berlin Wall came down. Further, upon hearing it came down, I don't remember understanding the significance. What I do remember are the thousands of street vendors in New York City selling "authentic pieces" of the Berlin Wall which were, no doubt, chunks of concrete from the Bronx spray-painted to look like they came from the Berlin Wall. Still, it was significant moment in world history, and one that paved the way for the reunification of Germany and the end of the Soviet Union. Like the news clip above, we've collected some videos of the event following the jump.

Comedy, thy name is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And, quite honestly, how did it take so long for someone to create and market this product? While it isn't Kitten Mittens, it's damn close to genius. And, because of certain words and images on the video, we embedded it after the jump. It's worth a watch, especially if you're a fan of the show and/or in need of a Dick Towel.

(Via @CoolMoD)

At YesButNoButYes, we have taken a few shots a dirty hipsters before. And we have no plans to stop. Ever. Especially when there's a funny, though poorly acted, parody of Where the Wild Things Are out there.

We've always thought about it. At least all the men have thought about it. Just imagine the possibilities. But after giving it some though - and trust me, I gave it some serious thought, I've come to the conclusion that there are many more entries (pardon the pun) in the negative column.

Lauren Williams, who we can only assume was the product of government and/or advanced pornographic testing, was born with two love boxes. That's right, two deep sockets. Two snooches. Two poons. Two quims. Two bajingos. Two great divides. Two honey pots. Two minges. Two fun hatches. Two vaginas!

(Via PerezHilton)

This was too good to pass up. For too long, the douchebag has been the butt of jokes and mockery, but they're taking the word back. Some of this may hit a bit close to home for certain writers on staff at YesButNoButYes with a love of pink shirts and Axe body spray, cough*Echowood*cough, but this piece almost makes you feel bad for them, and take pity on their Ed Hardy bedecked gym soaked bodies. Almost.

(Via LaughingSquid)

Some of your favorite movies (Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, etc...) have their narratives visualized by the geniuses at xkcd. The full-size version is available after the jump.

While Vincent Price's version is a classic, this version from the very first Treehouse of Horror took Poe's poem to new, Darth Vadarian heights. Next up, I'd like to see what The Simpsons could do with The Cask of Amontillado.