Last recap of the year. Sob. One more chance for Gordon and Jason to give their opinions - and crown a new American Idol. Let's see who they think it is.

It's time for the judge's choice. Haterade and The Cuckoo clock have their own choices - as to who isn't making the final 2. Click on the link and find out who we think.

Now that Matt is gone (again), it's time to Rock and Roll. Gordon and Jason let you know who Rocked and who's going to get Rick-Rolled.

It's Standards week, and the singers are looking to make a big impression. Gordon and Jason let you know who's going to be making the impression of a 5th paced crooner.

The Judges have decided last week that Matt Giraud (who Haterade correctly pegged as leaving) was worth saving, which means that this week, two idolists will be going home during disco week. Gordon Pepper and Jason Block reveal who they think is going to be murdered on the dance floor.

It's movie night on American Idol. Haterade and The Cuckoo Clock fill you in on who should be casted in Slumdog Millionaire and who may be the next person casted for The Love Guru.

Haterade wishes everyone a very happy Passover! But by the time the first night of Passover ends, someone's going to have a very meager seder plate. Haterade will let you know who he thinks that singer is.

Today is April Fool's Day. But someone will not be in a happy mood this evening. Haterade, fresh off last week's correct prediction, will tell you who's chance of winning American Idol just got toilet papered.

10 Little Idolists going on the tour. In 24 hours, one of them will disappear a la Harper's Island, and Haterade is going to tell you who he thinks will be playing the role of the corpse.

Ok, so this isn't an American Idol recap, but our friends over at gameshownewsnet.com had a survey open up to the general public. After thousands of votes, you the readers have spoken, and this is what you told us.

Welcome to the St. Patrick's Day version of American Idol. In the next 2 hours we'll find out which performances kissed the Blarney Stone and which ones may prompt you to go to a bar to get hammered.

We have our final 12..er...13. But for Haterade, it's just more people to scrutinize as he doesn't know what's more painful - 13 raw performers or 13 people singing Michael Jackson.

Haterade here, with a special edition of the Top 13 column. Now that we have the final (bakers) dozen on stage, It's time to anal-yse them.

Last week, Haterade once again gets 2 out of 3 right. Can he keep that going against a Top 12 group that is arguably the strongest in the competition?

Welcome to the second American Idol Anal-ysis of the 2009 season. Last week, Haterade got 2 of the 3 singers correct, and was only 20,000 votes away from the Trifecta (something that The Jason did have). They are both back to discuss this week's singers.