Yes!  They are everywhere!  You know them, I know them, I'm one of them and I'm probably sure that you are one too.  I'm pointing my wet tissue at you masturbators!  That's right.  This is a serious issue facing families today...

The Good: We went there for Mother's Day

The Sad: Their meat could be beat

The Funny: My grandma-in-law cracking highly awkward jokes about the slogan

Hope the rest of you mothers out there had a memorable Mother's Day as well!!!

Nothing is better than starting your day off with a little Queen being sung by a bunch of old white guys in tuxedos. Enjoy as they rock out with their cocks out (thankfully figuratively and not literally).

I know Men's Figure Skating is typically the gayest sport in the Olympics and they are loud and proud of that fact (I'm shaking my pink Bedazzled jumpsuit at you Johnny Weir) but I must say that after 1am, they are broadcasting something that'll give skating a run for it's money (and probably add to the spank bank of many gay men). Men's Double Luge....Not that there's anything wrong with it but if you're not the life partner of the guy you're going down the track with, you may not have admitted something to yourself and your family. Ambiguously Gay Duo anyone?

USA Crashes out in Doubles - The funniest home videos are here

Looks like it's that time of the year when jewelry world converges into one venue to celebrate that which is known as NBA All-Star Weekend. In honor of this year's event, let us reflect on King James and his sense of humor. Enjoy....

Bad Religion 30th Anniversary Celebration from Bad Religion on Vimeo.

Holy shit! I can't believe it's been 30 years since Bad Religion started kicking ass in the name of punk rock! Granted I've been a fan 12 of those years, but damn the time flies! If you're in Cali, GET TICKETS TO SEE THEM! Even if you're not a punk fan, just to say you were there will give you a little street cred with the rest of us. Kudos to you Mr. Gurewitz, Bentley, Graffin, Hetson, Baker and Wackerman. We'll forgive you for your album The New America but don't let it happen again and here is to many more years!

"If I were Tiger my penis would have it's own caddy to hold the balls and keep it out of the rough and it would never sign any endorsement deals that leave it tied down."

Courtesy of I'm Cool, You're Not! (see Manwhore Breakfast Link as well on the right)

Read everything on this website in Morgan Freeman's voice.

(courtesy of Highdeas)

If only Star Wars had Facebook and then we may be able to view the following status updates.

Or this little gem from Han Solo.....

Bitch Slap Hotties Gone Wild - Watch more Funny Videos

If you dig chicks and if you dig bikinis, then this movie is for you. If you dig explosions and if you dig fights, then this movie is for you. If you dig children and if you dig adult movies, then this movie ISN'T for you and you need to be locked up immediately. I really think Big Picture, Big Sound should review this movie as I'm sure it'll be a glowing one.