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10 years. 7 minutes.

A lot has happened in the last 10 years. The first decade of the 21st century.

Want a recap? Newsweek has done a pretty good, snarky summary.


via Neatorama

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Thanksgiving leftovers? Shove them in your pie hole.

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From the YNBNY department of feast and beverage...

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) sent us this message so we feel obligated to pass it on.

If you're flying anywhere this Thanksgiving don't even think about bringing your leftovers home with you. The only person who'll eat them is a TSA official.

And if you want to bring your favorite dish to that Thanksgiving feast, remember to pack it in your checked luggage. It won't fly inside the cabin.

No foods, liquids, desserts, etc are allowed on planes.
Many Turkey Day staples - mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, soup, apple pie - are considered to be liquids. (Food that wiggles and jiggles, is considered liquid. Except breast milk.)

Basically, don't bother.
Cook that recipe at Grandma's and stuff your face before you get on the plane.

Happy Trails. Happy Travels. And Happy Thanksgiving.


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Kerry for Senate?

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For months there have been rumors that Alexandra Kerry, daughter of Massachusetts Senator John Kerry, was contemplating a run for office in her former home state.

The 36-year-old film producer/director had been coy about the possibility of running for the seat vacated by the death of Ted Kennedy. But last night she sent the clearest indication she would run.

Alexandra was arrested in LA under suspicion of DUI.

DUI?

Hey Massachusetts, I think you found your candidate.


Via Link

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Replacing Mouse Balls

I haven't been so great with keeping my equipment up to date.
Truth be told, I've been using the same equipment all my life. Maybe that's why I found this public access show feature so useful.

The topic discussed is an important one.
So important, I suggest every male make it a point to talk to the person they love (or want to love) about the proper way to care for mouse balls.

It's a delicate subject sure. One that should be taken seriously.
Luckily these 2 helpful women understand, "a customers without properly working balls, is an unhappy customer."

But enough from me, let them explain.

Women Take Mouse Balls Very Seriously - Watch more Funny Videos

via Break

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Back Boob

A SFW optical illusion? Or just another Similak child?

No word if she was shopping for some support.

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Oh People of Walmart, how you make me cringe.

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Make Me (you) Mighty!

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You know how truly awesome you are. Now proclaim it to the world!

Go forth and make yourself Mighty!

Report back on your favorite name.

That is all.

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Chainsaw Maid

If you like blood, guts, gore, zombies and chainsaws, you'll really love this.

It's pretty graphic, even for claymation. Just so you know.

via Unscathed Corpse

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Turd Balloon Takes Flight

Sailor Mickey, Ronald McDonald, Spiderman, and the Pillsbury Doughboy are new balloons in this years Macy*s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
What appears to be a giant poop balloon did not make that list.

Oh poo!

But this brown desposit was a featured participant in a protest march against the lifting of a U.S. beef ban by the Taiwan government last week.

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Goalie Scores Own Goal with Bicycle Kick

Here's the thing, she's like 7.
Can't fault her, it's a good save and a great goal.
Next time, maybe her next one won't be on her own goal.


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Dolphin humps man

Start the week off right.
Just be glad you're not this guy.


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The C-String

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The G-string is apparently too restrictive, uncomfortable and bulky.
And not sexy enough.
So the C-string was invented.

The CString is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty lines and uncomfortable straps.


Um ladies, care to weigh in on this. I mean wearing what amounts to a cup instead of underwear? Are you buying this?
Why not just go lady commando?


Buy one @ C-String

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Welcome to Boner Field

Thanks to Google Maps, merry pranksters can pull stunts like this.
A slightly beat up football field on the ground.
A very erect image from above.

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Reminds me of this prank from earlier in the year.

Link: College Humor Hot Links

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Movie Villains on Twitter

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Sure, a lot of what's posted on Twitter is mundane and uninspiring.
But there are some who've found interesting ways to use the site. For example, people tweeting in the spirit of a famous movie villains.

If you're active on Twitter, here's some classic villains you might want to follow.


It's a Wonderful Life: Henry Potter

The Wizard of Oz: Wicked Witch of the West

101 Dalmatians: Cruella De Vil

Network: Howard Beale

2001: Hal 9000

Superman II: General Zod

Lord of the Rings: Saruman and of course, Sauron

Blue Velvet: Frank Booth

Misery: Annie Wilkes

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19 Truly Tasteless T-shirts

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Some folks believe this here penis shirt is one of the most offensive shirts money can buy. (I added the pixilation to make the front page SFW.)

So if you think it is offensive, do not scroll through this list.

There's 19 more that are worse and more tasteless.

PS - {NSFW}

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