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They are everywhere!

Yes!  They are everywhere!  You know them, I know them, I'm one of them and I'm probably sure that you are one too.  I'm pointing my wet tissue at you masturbators!  That's right.  This is a serious issue facing families today...

According to Christwire.org, masturbation is a serious epidemic that creates alot of problems for people today.  Some problems that have been associated with it is: yeast infections in women, prostate cancer in young men, urethral trauma, retarded ejaculation (shortbus to spermville) & even penile fracture (me thinks someone doesn't know how to handle their willy if that happens)!  Apparently it even leaves someone groggy and unfocused at work but honestly, if you're stroking it at work, you have other issues (even if the new temp is hot).  To help keep America and the workforce safe, here is a handy picture to help you spot them:

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There are even more handy tips to read here as well as how to tell what famous people jerk it while others are master of their domains.  Remember!  Only you can prevent masturbation.

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2 Comments

That dude looks like a Bigus Dickus/Johnny Wright love child.

said Dave on May 17, 2010 11:36 PM.

Awwww...why thanks Dave! Coming from anyone other than you, I'd consider that an insult. I'll miss ya big guy.

said Bigus Dickus on May 18, 2010 12:19 PM.
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