This morning, in an apparent act of Internet suicide, Baierman ceased posting on the greatest pop culture blog on the planet, yesbutnobutyes.com.
Baierman was a devoted follower of YBNBY since 2005. Contradictor since October 2007's Unibrow Nation.
Authorities believe he downed a lethal cocktail of Steak Cakes, Baconucopia, Beer History, 80s Metal Ballad's and Banana Art.
(Use our search bar to find these gems.)
There was no suicide note. Only Toilet Iconography.
Baierman's Obituary continues...
Foul play is not suspected. Unfortunately.
He may also have been determined to find the real fork stealer.
At the time of his passing. Baierman was 2 and 1/2 years old. (Blog years.)
Or, judging by the content he posted daily, 14.
Snarky. Immature. Political. Provocative. Funny. And frequently NSFW, Baierman is survived by over 1425 posts, Polls, Top Ten Lists, Viral Videos, Where Are They Now, Caption Competition, For the Love of Bacon, Streets have Bad Names, Boob Cakes, and loads of other completely irreverent YBNBY content.
When reached for comment his friend, mentor and fellow contradictor Scaramouch muttered, "Check the Rape Tunnel." (search that too)
A memorial will be held in his honor by Echowood, Johnny Wright, Scaramouch, Evil Rich, Big Dickus, Miss Cellania, Jeem, Leonardo Carvalho, Dave, Tim, Vicky, Evangeline, Saracastic One, JediJeff, E, G, Uncle Putts, Brother Bill, Sheriff Pablo, EffenIDontCare, Frank the Tank, Alex, Jonnie Walker, Chad "You wank your blog like it's your legacy," Ben Lurkin, Jimbo, Jeni Gump, SalMoIlla, Phatlard and other members of the Loyal 77.
Ms. Baierman will not be in attendance, as she happy not to have to compete with YBNBY for attention anymore.
Services will be held over at The Desonesto doctrine. (Bookmark this site now.)
Eulogy delivered by Thomas. Lover of leo mom, Deacon of Beer Church and the most delicious homemade jerky.
Loyal 77 members are asked to spend today drinking beer, eating bacon and discussing nicknames for the penis.
In place of condolence cards, please follow twitter.com/baierman.
Breakfast Links will still be served! HERE.
Baierman leaves behind great memories and plenty of sketchy content and grammatical errors for you to enjoy. Hopefully future employers and offspring will never see it.
Upon opening his last will and testament, Baierman recalls wanting to teach everyone How to make Bread Squares. And so, once more...
Thanks for your support folks.
This is only the end of YesButNoButYes. Not the end of me.