2009 marked the year I dialed down my writing endeavors here to focus on work and family, but the site remained in good hands. And although by some miracle of Google I still made it onto the top ten (with a real post about a patently fictitious art installation), the rest of the gang continued to give you the nudity, boobs, sex and ...err.. nakedness... you've come to appreciate.
So, let's see what the most popular stories of 2009 turned out to be....
10. Yahoo! Answers: 10 of the Dumbest Questions Ever
During the years here, the two series of posts that I thought had the biggest chance of being spun off into their own blog were Homeless Frank, and Echowood's From The Air series. But if ever there was a post that SHOULD have been a regular series and wasn't, this is it. Jeem, what a missed opportunity.
9. Facebook Easter Eggs
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter. That's the way geeks try to find the G Spot.
8. 19 Truly Tasteless T-shirts
I love that this post got into the top ten, if only that it gave me one last chance to post the picture of our original T Shirt model, for an ad that failed to sell us a single T shirt. I just can't understand it.
7. Top Ten Naked Sporting Events
Wait - Jellio? How did that guy sneak back in here? Did someone leave the gate unlocked?
6. Video: Make the Girl Dance {nsfw}
It's not often we label a video NSFW. Not because we don't feature them, but more that we just don't give a fuck. Guess we should have done that more often in retrospect. Makes that whole Erykah Badu thing a bit tame, no?
5. Boob Cakes
Two things we love to bury our heads into and taste the yumminess. Sorry, is that TMI?
4. Top Ten Songs to Have Sex To
Any blog post with that title that doesn't include "Avalon" on the list seems fatally flawed in my opinion. But it's hard to say that with your mouth full of boob cake. Note Echowood's original title in the URL. Very Fatty Arbuckle.
3. 22 Misspelled Political Signs
The kind of post that you don't know whether to laugh or cry at.
2. The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?
When I ended this post with the line "Let's discuss, on a range of subjects from morality, taste and art to internet hoaxes." I thought most commenters may have realized it was all a con. As always, Google managed to send the morans our way.
1. Where the streets have bad names
Over 202 comments on this one. Enough for Baierman to go off and write a book of these, if only he hadn't signed away all his copyright claims when he took the paycheck. Long live work-for-hire agreements.


Good stuff. That original T-shirt model made the site Confusing for Work. My coworkers probably think I'm some sort of deviant now. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
but you are a deviant... arent you? :P
I don't deny it. Still, wonder what they think when they see this on my computer:
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2008/07/caption_competi_105.html