What if those cute, ironic, funny, meaningful, off-beat sayings we wear, were taken literally?
Hmm...
Take a break from all this death talk and get literal.
Too stupid to insult.
Literal: I'm a fucking idiot and I don't care.
Keep back 200 feet.
Literal: Keep your hands off my back. And my ass.
Keep back 200 feet #2
Literal: I don't want any friends.
I'm with Stupid #1
Literal: Our parents are so proud.
Got Milk?
Literal: She's engorged. Find a baby, quick!
Kiss me, I'm NOT Irish.
Literal: Desperate for a kiss. Any lips will do.
I (heart) New York
Literal: Especially the restaurants. So delicious.
Kiss me I'm HIGHrish.
Literal: I have an arrest record and I'm hungry.
Never Loose Sight.
Literal: Long suffering Mets fans can dream.
I'm with Stupid #2
Literal: I'm not as dumb as the ex-Prime Minister.
Colege
Literal: I didn't go.
Hard body shirt and bikini
Literal: I've got a beer belly. She's one too.
Porn Star.
Literal: Ever seen Lemon Party?
I'm with Stupid#3
Literal: My fatness is my stomach's fault. See, I am stupid.
Fuck You on Bourbon street.
Literal: I was on vacation and had too much to drink.
5.4.3.2.1 Boner
Literal: I am easily aroused.
Frankie Says Relax.
Literal: I'm fucking stressed! Fuck off!
I'm with Stupid. #4
Literal: My vagina gets me into trouble.
Just Do It.
Literal: Whoops, my dad is not happy I have this shirt.
Thanks for playing. Here's where the T on front came from.
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Lemon party? File that under I aint looking it up. Same as with the double vagina thing. Don't know, don't want to know.
2 Girls 1 Cup was enough for me. I shudder to think what a 'Lemon party' is.
I've seen the I'm with stupid shirts on occasion. I have yet to see 'Ex-masturbator' though. Either no one has given it up, or they don't want to admit to being a quitter...
E: you are missing out on lemon party...
trust me. you gotta peep that. also: "tub girl"
are those ex-masturbators born agains or they are just happy to be having pre-marital sex with each other instead of risking blindness alone?
Hrmmm...should I be embarrassed or proud that I own that Bourbon Street shirt........
AH, who knows. Nonetheless I can verify that your 'Literal' meaning is spot on! :- )
I think they're just trying to get attention and someone to give them oral pleasure.
hummmmmmmmm.... I've been reading alot but not commenting. Who misses me?
hummmmmmmmm.... I've been reading alot but not commenting. Who misses me?
Jeni, goddammit, we're closing down because you left us!