What if those cute, ironic, funny, meaningful, off-beat sayings we wear, were taken literally?
Take a break from all this death talk and get literal.
Too stupid to insult.
Literal: I'm a fucking idiot and I don't care.
Keep back 200 feet.
Literal: Keep your hands off my back. And my ass.
Keep back 200 feet #2
Literal: I don't want any friends.
I'm with Stupid #1
Literal: Our parents are so proud.
Literal: She's engorged. Find a baby, quick!
Kiss me, I'm NOT Irish.
Literal: Desperate for a kiss. Any lips will do.
I (heart) New York
Literal: Especially the restaurants. So delicious.
Kiss me I'm HIGHrish.
Literal: I have an arrest record and I'm hungry.
Never Loose Sight.
Literal: Long suffering Mets fans can dream.
I'm with Stupid #2
Literal: I'm not as dumb as the ex-Prime Minister.
Literal: I didn't go.
Hard body shirt and bikini
Literal: I've got a beer belly. She's one too.
Literal: Ever seen Lemon Party?
I'm with Stupid#3
Literal: My fatness is my stomach's fault. See, I am stupid.
Fuck You on Bourbon street.
Literal: I was on vacation and had too much to drink.
Literal: I am easily aroused.
Frankie Says Relax.
Literal: I'm fucking stressed! Fuck off!
I'm with Stupid. #4
Literal: My vagina gets me into trouble.
Just Do It.
Literal: Whoops, my dad is not happy I have this shirt.
Thanks for playing. Here's where the T on front came from.