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Taking T-shirts Literally

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What if those cute, ironic, funny, meaningful, off-beat sayings we wear, were taken literally?

Hmm...

Take a break from all this death talk and get literal.


Too stupid to insult.
Literal: I'm a fucking idiot and I don't care.

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Keep back 200 feet.
Literal: Keep your hands off my back. And my ass.

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Keep back 200 feet #2
Literal: I don't want any friends.

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I'm with Stupid #1
Literal: Our parents are so proud.

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Got Milk?
Literal: She's engorged. Find a baby, quick!

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Kiss me, I'm NOT Irish.
Literal: Desperate for a kiss. Any lips will do.

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I (heart) New York
Literal: Especially the restaurants. So delicious.

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Kiss me I'm HIGHrish.
Literal: I have an arrest record and I'm hungry.

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Never Loose Sight.
Literal: Long suffering Mets fans can dream.

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I'm with Stupid #2
Literal: I'm not as dumb as the ex-Prime Minister.

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Colege
Literal: I didn't go.

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Hard body shirt and bikini
Literal: I've got a beer belly. She's one too.

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Porn Star.
Literal: Ever seen Lemon Party?

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I'm with Stupid#3
Literal: My fatness is my stomach's fault. See, I am stupid.

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Fuck You on Bourbon street.
Literal: I was on vacation and had too much to drink.

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5.4.3.2.1 Boner
Literal: I am easily aroused.

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Frankie Says Relax.
Literal: I'm fucking stressed! Fuck off!

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I'm with Stupid. #4
Literal: My vagina gets me into trouble.

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Just Do It.
Literal: Whoops, my dad is not happy I have this shirt.

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7 Comments

Lemon party? File that under I aint looking it up. Same as with the double vagina thing. Don't know, don't want to know.

2 Girls 1 Cup was enough for me. I shudder to think what a 'Lemon party' is.

I've seen the I'm with stupid shirts on occasion. I have yet to see 'Ex-masturbator' though. Either no one has given it up, or they don't want to admit to being a quitter...

said E on May 18, 2010 11:11 PM.

E: you are missing out on lemon party...

trust me. you gotta peep that. also: "tub girl"

are those ex-masturbators born agains or they are just happy to be having pre-marital sex with each other instead of risking blindness alone?

said alkalibloo on May 19, 2010 3:59 AM.

Hrmmm...should I be embarrassed or proud that I own that Bourbon Street shirt........

AH, who knows. Nonetheless I can verify that your 'Literal' meaning is spot on! :- )

said mruffi on May 19, 2010 9:08 AM.

I think they're just trying to get attention and someone to give them oral pleasure.

said Baierman on May 19, 2010 10:00 AM.

hummmmmmmmm.... I've been reading alot but not commenting. Who misses me?

said Jeni Gump on May 20, 2010 5:09 AM.

hummmmmmmmm.... I've been reading alot but not commenting. Who misses me?

said Jeni Gump on May 20, 2010 5:10 AM.

Jeni, goddammit, we're closing down because you left us!

said Scaramouch on May 20, 2010 7:53 AM.
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