Enjoy a collection of funny, odd, obviously and inappropriate news headlines and clips.
Some you may have seen, some maybe not. But it's a perfect Friday time waster.
Thanks to our UK friend Pete for supplying most of these.
Hey, Mom finally gave in to Dad.
She was? Wow.
Freak accident? In more ways than one.
Poison Control department recommends the obvious.
Caskets, in a mausoleum? No...
Mom was wha?
I know, let's advertise that we're broke.
Walmart. Now that's high fashion.
Duck without insurance.
Don't we all.
How do you catch a criminal named Marco?
Nickname: Crack Ass.
Guns, in a gun shop? Well done FEDS.
Me thinks a journalist has issues with Diane.
Parents at the Learning Center need to get their eyes checked.
What is a millionaire?
Yes, they most certainly do.