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Maradona: Seize the Bidet!
p1_maradona_1011.jpgFrom The Sports/Make-A-Deuce Desk...

When you are a footballing legend like Diego Maradona, you can get away with all the pooping demands you want.

At the Pretoria High Performance Centre, where the Argentine coach is to be stationed during The World Cup, the toilet was not up to Maradona's standards. This seat isn't heated? There isn't a variety of bidet angles for a thorough anal washing followed by a warm air drying system? This will not stand! Who do you think he is, Pele?

At a cost of about $2,000, Diego's bathroom in his suite was redone including the installation of the "best toilet in the world." The "E-Bidet" that features a "heated seat, a warm air blow-dryer and front and rear bidget wands." The unprecedented double-bidet! That's unheard of. What a pleasure it must be to take a steamer.

When you are a legend, you crap in style...

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6 Comments

Quite the diva. (Not to mention (cough, cough) cheater).

said E on May 24, 2010 10:04 PM.

Did the remake of his toilet include a horizontal heated mirror where he could draw Argentina's map with a white snortable powder?
Just asking...

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 25, 2010 8:39 AM.

I have no problem with this.

said Tim on May 25, 2010 11:46 AM.

It does seem perfectly reasonable Tim.

said Johnny Wright on May 25, 2010 1:26 PM.

I thought this was going to be a story about a guy taking a crap on the field during the game..kinda disappointed.

said Cindy on May 25, 2010 7:21 PM.

That would have been a bit of a letdown. I'll look for that story and try to post it before we shut down. "He just took a dump right there at midfield. Unheard of."

JW

said Johnny Wright on May 25, 2010 10:33 PM.
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