From the YBNBY desk of Holy Cow
In 2008, God was arrested.
Now his only son has been run down in Massachusetts by a 20-year-old woman.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
But as a surprise to all good Christians everywhere, the 50-year-old Lord Jesus Christhails not from Bethlehem, or even Bethlehem, PA, but from Belchertown, MA.
And yes, officers checked and his legal ID confirms the official name Lord Jesus Christ.
Thankfully, the Lord Jesus was only slightly injured. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.