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Inappropriate places to look at porn

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(Or, if you prefer, perfect places to look at porn.)

The other day Florida State Senator Mike Bennett was caught looking a nudie picture a staffer sent him. And Senator Bennett was doing it while the Senate was in session.

Obviously, this is not the right time or place to be looking at explicit images.

Senate chambers aren't the only place people are looking at NSFW stuff. Now that our mobile phones and WiFi enabled areas allow us to go online almost anywhere, the list of inappropriate places to look at porn is growing.

Know where else isn't the best place to be looking at porn? Check out this list.

You know, for future reference.


Don't be looking at nasty stuff when you're at:

  1. Starbucks. Or any coffee shop.
  2. Library.
  3. Church.
  4. First communion party.
  5. 1600 Pennsylvania Ave (Surely Clinton broke this rule.)
  6. Riding the exercise bike at the gym.
  7. Children's birthday.
  8. Doctors office.
  9. Train commute.
  10. Waiting on line at Walmart.
  11. While your office is being broadcast on live TV.
  12. Yankee Stadium bathroom.
  13. Waiting to pick up your date at her parents house.
  14. MTA Crosstown bus.
  15. In your first floor apartment visible from the street. (Close the shades buddy)
  16. Mall Food Court.
  17. Statue of Liberty.
  18. Dentist Chair.
  19. Airport waiting area.
  20. In court. Especially if you're on trial.
  21. Supermarket aisle.
  22. Applying for Job. (unless job is at a strip club or XXX shop)
  23. Waiting for job interview. (See above)
  24. At a playground.
  25. The Vatican, Mecca, Wailing Wall or while inside any religious building.
  26. If you're guest hosting Sesame Street.
  27. With a client.
  28. Funeral procession.
  29. At a wake. (unless it's for a porn star)
  30. House of Congress (Nuff said, Sen. Bennett
  31. While driving


And that's just a few. Care to add your suggestion?

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