The Holy Ghost is healing people across America using a new tactic: The hookie pokey.
At least that's what these evangelists are peddling. And it works miracles - according to these believers anyway.
May God help us all.
But maybe through something a little more tolerable, like the Electric Slide or Stanky Leg.
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Unbeknownst to us all, preschoolers around the world have been performing a tremendously powerful healing ritual on each other since time immemorial. Praise Barney the purple dinosaur, it really works! That MC guy has kind of a nervous head and neck tic that suggests he is on medication...he probably just needs to poke it in, poke it out, shake it all about, repeat....