With this post, I mark (probably) the last geographic article I'll post on YesButNoButYes. Along with my strange maps and fictional maps, it's time to break out the photographic maps. More directly, heat maps of where photos are taken in major cities based on the geotagging of photos. I'm both happy and sad to see a large blank spot around my neighborhood. It's been said before, but nothing interesting ever happens on the Upper West Side.

We say goodbye to the site bye saying good-bye to this season of American Idol. And Good Riddance. So who wins this dreadful season? Find out who we think inside...

(Note: the girls above are not the sorority girls featured in this article. In fact, they may not actually be in a sorority. Some of them may not even be girls. That wouldn't stop me from wanting to bang one, two or all of them.)

Let me make sure I'm reading this right. Have to make sure I get all the facts correct. The Alpha Xi Delta sorority from Miami University in Ohio had their spring formal at the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center. OK, strange place for a college party, but I'll buy it. Things went quickly downhill as drunken college students destroyed a museum dedicated to remembering a horrible time in America's past and some of the efforts a few good people worked for to circumvent slavery.

The list of indiscretions reads like an itinerary from my last family reunion. Granted the staff at the museum should receive some of the blame for inviting a sorority into their facility. That's like bringing an alligator into a nursery school and flipping out when it clamps down on a 2 year-old's head. Nevertheless, you're going to want to check out this letter from the museum.

Bratislava Slovakia is a very progressive and prepared town. Just in case they have visitors from another galaxy, they want the flying saucers to maintain an orderly fashion.

None of this zipping around faster than the speed of light and parking in wheat fields causing elaborate crop circle designs, Mr. Alien pilot, you will park here. Thank you. No double parking and keep your damn anal probes to yourself. And safe travels home.

I know, I know, we should probably just let it go and move on. But I've read so many comments on other sites from people saying it was the perfect ending to the series and that all the important questions were answered.

So maybe this will refresh your memory of those few simple ones that are still unanswered.

Carlton & Cuse, you two are dirty birds.

2009 marked the year I dialed down my writing endeavors here to focus on work and family, but the site remained in good hands. And although by some miracle of Google I still made it onto the top ten (with a real post about a patently fictitious art installation), the rest of the gang continued to give you the nudity, boobs, sex and ...err.. nakedness... you've come to appreciate.

So, let's see what the most popular stories of 2009 turned out to be....