From The Sports/Make-A-Deuce Desk...

When you are a footballing legend like Diego Maradona, you can get away with all the pooping demands you want.

At the Pretoria High Performance Centre, where the Argentine coach is to be stationed during The World Cup, the toilet was not up to Maradona's standards. This seat isn't heated? There isn't a variety of bidet angles for a thorough anal washing followed by a warm air drying system? This will not stand! Who do you think he is, Pele?

At a cost of about $2,000, Diego's bathroom in his suite was redone including the installation of the "best toilet in the world." The "E-Bidet" that features a "heated seat, a warm air blow-dryer and front and rear bidget wands." The unprecedented double-bidet! That's unheard of. What a pleasure it must be to take a steamer.

When you are a legend, you crap in style...

Shots of vodka in the eye. This is what the young drinkers are doing for fun these days.

Thankfully, they're also posting these videos so we can all share in their stupidity. I've posted a handful of them for your viewing pleasure.

Thanks kids!
On a related note, my eye doctor is thrilled.

Dear Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof,
Thanks for turning me all emotional during last night's Lost finale, but without actually having any idea why I was emotional. For six years of my life, I've wasted so much brain power trying to figure out what was going on that I lost all of 1994 from my memory. Still, I stuck it out through the end and feel like I should get some sort of medal. Or at the very least the entire box set in Blu-Ray.

For those of you unsettled by the ending of the show last night, they offered some alternate versions for your enjoyment.

This could be the real thing, or just a training video for citizens on patrol. But it clearly shows that when it comes to purse snatchers, you can take justice into your own hands.

So watch the action unfold as two crooks on the motorcycle try to steal a woman's purse. Then, the entire neighborhood comes to her defense with a major beat down. The bad guys may have weapons, but that's not going to stop the angry mob.

This video has no sound, but I think you've seen enough action movies to add your own to the melee.

These are no ordinary tissues box covers.

Someone actually put some thought into how you will grab a Kleenex.

We're closing down in a few days leaving a gigantic void in your daily Internet addiction. Perhaps these fine sites can help with your rehab.
They've been good to us, they'll be good to you. We owe them this much.

Humor/Sex/NSFW

Gorilla Mask
Brobible.
Double Viking
Guyism
Uncoached
Don Chavez
House of Whoop Ass

Pop Culture/General Content:

Neatorama
The Daily What
Mental Floss
Pajiba
Interesting Pile
Pop Candy

Thanks to the above for all the traffic and links you've sent our way since 2005!

2008 saw some big changes at YBNBY. We said farewell to Aquaman and Jellio, and welcomed many of the current Algonquin Table of talent, including Johnny Wright, Echowood and Baierman.

It also became apparent that some of the staples we'd pioneered had grown a little stale, so we started to mix things up with some different material, including a full redesign of the site. (Remember when it used to look like this?) We also created some special events, including what was for me personally the funnest night we ever had, the night we liveblogged the election.

So - in a year when history was being made, when Change came to America, and where we needed to distract you from a failing economy, what did you get? Slutty costumes, boobs, old TV shows and bacon.

Don't believe what they tell you - some things never Change.

One more, last giveaway for you folks. This one comes courtesy of our good friends at Neatorama. Their NeatoShop is chocked full sweet stuff. See for yourself.

Well, now they've graciously offered to give 4 of you the chance to get something from that store.

All we, at YesButNoButYes, ask is that you make us laugh. (You know, like you've always done.) Caption this...

Good luck.