When you are a footballing legend like Diego Maradona, you can get away with all the pooping demands you want.
At the Pretoria High Performance Centre, where the Argentine coach is to be stationed during The World Cup, the toilet was not up to Maradona's standards. This seat isn't heated? There isn't a variety of bidet angles for a thorough anal washing followed by a warm air drying system? This will not stand! Who do you think he is, Pele?
At a cost of about $2,000, Diego's bathroom in his suite was redone including the installation of the "best toilet in the world." The "E-Bidet" that features a "heated seat, a warm air blow-dryer and front and rear bidget wands." The unprecedented double-bidet! That's unheard of. What a pleasure it must be to take a steamer.
When you are a legend, you crap in style...